'Tis the season when you say "'tis," and also for news hole filler stories on important topics like how frequently Baby Jesus figurines get stoled from Nativity scenes, such as this story from Seattle's KIRO. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course; it's a lot better than another grumpy War On Christmas report or some smarmy thing about Real Life Santas with hearts of gold.
I always look forward to this as one of my pastimes is writing little old lady letters to the local newspaper editor complaining about the jesus stealings.
Personally, I would steal the Hell out of that Sarah Palin caganer. But why is Baby Jesus in the manger before Christmas Day? He hasn't been borned yet.
Many thanks, Cat. I come here for laughs, but when I find a word I'm not familiar with, it makes me even happier. Now I just need to look for openings to use it!
In so many ways Dawn Davenport is like the baby Jesus .
I always look forward to this as one of my pastimes is writing little old lady letters to the local newspaper editor complaining about the jesus stealings.
Personally, I would steal the Hell out of that Sarah Palin caganer. But why is Baby Jesus in the manger before Christmas Day? He hasn't been borned yet.
Like she didn't already?
they don't want to be "left behind".
...like giant, used, Christmas condoms.
"I think, being candid, your mortal soul’s in danger."
I wonder if people who've been condemned to Hell for stealing baby Jesus have to be put in protective custody like pedophiles in Earthly prisons?
Axial tilt?
Many thanks, Cat. I come here for laughs, but when I find a word I'm not familiar with, it makes me even happier. Now I just need to look for openings to use it!
... with great resolve and much glee, yes.
... I have a cookbook here - Someone's In The Kitchen With Dahmer - I'll look it up...
Not sure why anyone likes dolls, really.
They are fucking creepy, even when they are allegedly Jesusish.
But Paco from 'Dragnet'? That's no baby Jesus.
or a progressive country band
Put the Yule back in Yuletide!
We are all Jesi.
I love the way they look in the morning, deflated and flat on the ground.