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In so many ways Dawn Davenport is like the baby Jesus .

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I always look forward to this as one of my pastimes is writing little old lady letters to the local newspaper editor complaining about the jesus stealings.

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Personally, I would steal the Hell out of that Sarah Palin caganer. But why is Baby Jesus in the manger before Christmas Day? He hasn't been borned yet.

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they don't want to be "left behind".

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...like giant, used, Christmas condoms.

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"I think, being candid, your mortal soul’s in danger."

I wonder if people who've been condemned to Hell for stealing baby Jesus have to be put in protective custody like pedophiles in Earthly prisons?

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Axial tilt?

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Many thanks, Cat. I come here for laughs, but when I find a word I'm not familiar with, it makes me even happier. Now I just need to look for openings to use it!

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... with great resolve and much glee, yes.

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... I have a cookbook here - Someone's In The Kitchen With Dahmer - I'll look it up...

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Not sure why anyone likes dolls, really.

They are fucking creepy, even when they are allegedly Jesusish.

But Paco from 'Dragnet'? That's no baby Jesus.

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or a progressive country band

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Put the Yule back in Yuletide!

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We are all Jesi.

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I love the way they look in the morning, deflated and flat on the ground.

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