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CI Carlson's avatar

Spinach and termaters. But no Indians, because they were all driven off their land for all the singing white people.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Well, now we know what the real problem with education in Oklahoma is.

Too many ed board members who were raised by fanatics making them kneel on grains of rice while watching the Miss America pageant.

I don't mind if people want to believe in jeezus or their personal savior or whatever, but when the hypocrisy kicks in (most often when it concerns sex or basic human sexuality) and they start telling Americans what to read, watch, do and believe, they can fuck right the hell off.

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AKLynne's avatar

"We would not have figured." ?? Are you kidding? He's the most likely, repressed religious nut to have that stuff. Too bad he doesn't have a son to police his streaming content.

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Marycat2021's avatar

I'm sure he thinks jeezus forgives him every time he watches it.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Join the Wonk chorus as we sing "Not a Drag Queen, Not Trans, Not a Democrat" for the upteenth time! Oklahoma, are you OK? I think y'all should Make An Example of Ryan Walters.

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Gregory's avatar

This guy is so desperate to get into the real grift in DC. The antics, the petty level grifting, the minor corruption, acting on the stupid MAGA talking points…. But he can’t seem to get noticed by the dear leader. So sad.

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a. diderot's avatar

To be fair to Becky Carson, one does not expect to run into naked ladies during any business meeting, whether it is the Board of Education meeting or just a humble sales outreach meeting. I would be horrified in any business situation if there were naked ladies being portrayed. Animal video bombing is always welcome; the yorkie on the on the participant's lap, the mysterious cat tail that flitters across the screen.

It also begs the question, why would anyone have porn, soft or otherwise, on their screen before a video meeting? I never leave any windows open, besides what I need

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Marycat2021's avatar

Who was that guy on a zoom chat during the 2020 lockdown who was caught masturbating on camera? I think he was a frequent commenter on CNN as a legal consultant. At least he wasn't some hypocritical religious yahoo.

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a. diderot's avatar

I believe it was Jeffrey Toobin. He also had an affair and denied the resulting child was his until a dna test proved he was the dad.

It always surprises me how he still gets consulted on political subjects

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Marycat2021's avatar

Yes, it was Toobin. He was never fired from. CNN for what happened but he did take a month off. Used to be that getting caught playing with yourself on camera would end one's career. But now it seems the bar is so low that it has actually disappeared.

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AKLynne's avatar

In the early years I worked on ships, I walked into the crew mess to see one idiot sailor slack jawed and drooling over a porn video on the tv screen...close up of a blow job. He left the room to do something, and gee, that video disappeared. I think it flew out a window into the sea, but I wouldn't swear to it. Those boys learned pretty fast that they had better keep that stuff under wraps if I was around.

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agony's avatar

Why? A combination of arrogance and stupidity, is my guess.

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Let me sum up's avatar

I don't understand why these people can't just save porn consumption for non work hours, as god intended.

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DemoCat's avatar

Creepy Christian mustache.

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Zyxomma's avatar

So, the book banner in chief has porn on his work computer. No, I'm not shocked. I'm yawning.

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Babe Paley's avatar

“Spinach and termaters made me fall on out.

I am still dead and have not recovered.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Carol: “You’re not fully jumpscare porned until you’re boastfully, zestfully, nippley porned!”

Also:

Deathrace 2025: “To imply that Walter’s impromptu chiro-porn was anything but ungodly would be an adjustment.”

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I’m now even more suspicious about chiropractors iff’n there’s nekkid ladies on their tables

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Scott Smith's avatar

Vanessa Del Rio says hello.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

Making a Christian woman look at NIPPLES and then have to LOOK AGAIN to make sure there were nipples and seeing PUBIC hair in Ryan Walters' office is like double karma.

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Marycat2021's avatar

LOL and she had to SAY "nipples! Saying "pubic hair" probably made her start crying.

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Sko Hayes's avatar

She probably had to go to confession or something!!

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Denise's avatar

"Is a higher barrier to entry for porn leading to more porn hoarding?"

Congressional investigation into this, please. Is there some kind of autoporn in play, hoaxing everything up?

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Marycat2021's avatar

When I was living in Egypt, I heard that most of the porn available there came from Saudi Arabia, the kingdom of hypocrisy if there ever was one.

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John Strycharz's avatar

"Quinton Hitchcock"? Where do the wingnuts get these names (and faces) from?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Mormons are really big on taking fairly standard English names and contorting them in strange way with alternate spellings and additional silent letters and things.

They kind of look like Golden Age Science Fiction alien names.

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