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Then he should get agent of the month.

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In Texas, you can be a gay intellectual by graduating third grade and wearing a trilby in public.

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But not entirely unwelcome, perhaps.

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Um, Kory? You just lowered the collective IQ of everyone who read about you, just by being yourself. Congratulations, I guess.

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I'd be less worried about local law enforcement and more worried about the Open Carry Errorists opening up on me because I clearly broke the law.

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THAT was totally awesome.

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Someone who claims to be from the LEGITIMATE open-carry movement actually says that in the video's comments.

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<i>Going against the Constitution is treason. And my friend, that is punishable by death.</i>

Sounds like someone's deeply into <strike>Leviticus</strike> Second Amendment remedies.

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True fact: Kory Watkins' great-great-great-grandfather was in Philadelphia when the Bill of Rights was being drafted back in 1789. He also had a few words to say about gun rights. And after hearing him, James Madison added "well-regulated militia" to the Second Amendment.

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<i>"Kory Watkins’s new favorite restaurant is Raising Cane’s"</i>

Where employees are <i>not</i> required to wash their hands because that's also not in the Constitution. Eat up fellas. Your dysentery can be cured with a shot (wink wink).

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Isn't wearing that hat in Texas also treason?

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Raising Cane's menu must have been tailored for open carriers:

Buffalo and Teriyaki Wingnuts Derp dumplings Moar Boar Chili Nugent nuggets Mountain Dew

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More likely keeps that picture under his mattress.

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All that place serves is chicken fingers. That's kid food.

HANDS UP! DON'T SHOOT!!

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Between them and the ones in Washington State who think brandishing their rifles in the Legislature's galleries is an appropriate method of "persuasion", we just need the biker look for the full Thunderdome scenario.

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I think I know what their flavor is likened to.

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