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That was a beautiful thing you posted.

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One of the guys was fat and pink and pretty, As round above as he was round below. I could swear that he was padded from his shoulder to his heel, But then he started dancin' and his dancin' made me feel That ev'ry single thing he had was absolutely real

He went about as fur as he could go, (Yes sir!) He went about as fur as he could go!

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I thought that was when someone passes you an empty pipe

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No one is forcing any gay sex on me. What am I doing wrong? Am I missing something?

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is he the one with the blessed paper towels?

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if at first you don't secede...

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that sounds worse than raining cats and dogs

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stupid 14th amendment, always getting on the way of state's rights

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His dick was as high as an elephant's eye and it seemed to be climbing right up to the skyyyyyyy!!

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Agriculture related musicals and large animals veterinarians ? Dust too. Lot's of dust.

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New license plate: Oklahoma is <strike>OK</strike> <i>Faaaaabulous!</i>

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<i>Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!</i>

See, you can't even <i>gay up</i> these lyrics. They already are.

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Lumberjack Jesus, hallowed be Thy high heels, suspenders and a bra.

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If your panhandle is erect for longer than four decades....

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