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The Quirk's avatar

Only on Taco Day.

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Or halal law, at least.

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Pizza caserole, a lasagna-like lump of tomato paste and cardboard that sat on your tray and quivered hypnotically.

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The Quirk's avatar

Will happen only when the almighty carrot lobby takes over congress.

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe a new dietary guideline is in order: step away from anything wrapped in cellophane.

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PsycWench's avatar

OK, Tundra Grifter had a recipe for pork shoulder the other day but it involved a can of Coke. There was a lot more pork than soda, though. Is this permissible or not?

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chascates's avatar

Now if we can just have a system that makes carrot sticks more affordable than a giant bag-o-corn products.

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