The U.S. Department of Agriculture promotes the sale of as much U.S. agricultural products as possible, which means soaked in poison and processed out of recognition, but the USDA is also supposedly the national arbiter of nutritional information. This is why the average public school lunch is made of trans fat,
OK, Tundra Grifter had a recipe for pork shoulder the other day but it involved a can of Coke. There was a lot more pork than soda, though. Is this permissible or not?
Only on Taco Day.
Or halal law, at least.
Pizza caserole, a lasagna-like lump of tomato paste and cardboard that sat on your tray and quivered hypnotically.
Will happen only when the almighty carrot lobby takes over congress.
Maybe a new dietary guideline is in order: step away from anything wrapped in cellophane.
OK, Tundra Grifter had a recipe for pork shoulder the other day but it involved a can of Coke. There was a lot more pork than soda, though. Is this permissible or not?
Now if we can just have a system that makes carrot sticks more affordable than a giant bag-o-corn products.