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Yeah. I would like ample warning.

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I won't fuck for roles, but I will for Gulfstreams.

Lindsay Lohan

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Oooh, Chris Christie in a wife beater . . . sweat glistening on the ridges of the canyon folds between moob and chest fat . . . hair bristling from the back of the shirt like a hog's ass . . and best of all, a nippy chill in the air.

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A sight that causes genetic mutation.

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Issa's district is a purple bruise on a blue state.

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Hey, we're a diverse group. Unfortunately, that means some of us are fucking nuts.

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