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How about a fat ex-girlfriend who drunk dials you on Valentine's day?

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It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

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Just as much as you hate Illinois Nazis?

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I'm crying. Satisfied? Who or what or why is this Corporal Wigham? Google has failed me and I need a fancy breakfast now :( Please.

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See above.

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I once spent a lovely week next door to that house in an empty Coast Guard Barracks courtesy of my dear son back in the 1980's. The best surfing beach in CA.We spent part of each morning staring towards the Nixon Compound squinting and wondering if Diane Sawyer was there thinking stuff. Then we forgot all about it. Now, I'm old evil and white. Then, I was adorable and drove a blue $200 Pinto.

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Oh. Never mind.

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Gilda Radner quote. Decades collide.

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Maybe it's about Al Capone. Or <i>Some Like it Hot</i>.

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I love that movie.

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Ah the classics.

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They wanna run that clown Jerry Brown out of town. Cuz it rhymes, see?

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i think we should stop jumping to conclusions and blaming nazis. we have NO IDEA what was actually in the graffitti artists' heads.

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Bravo or GTFO. Something like "Sieg Heil for the Straight Guy" .

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Nazis hate both brown people and Brown people. Also Jews.

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Interesting that they chose Valentine's Day. Somebody is tired of never getting roses on 2/14 I guess.

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