Hey lazy. Whatcha doin'? Bein' lazy? Forgetting to buy shit for all the people you love? Well you are in luck, because the post office informs us that if we get them your packages by tomorrow morning, your sorry ass will have presents under your heathen, Jesus-less,
Might I suggest some xmas specials next year? How about booze and firearms. Example: Buy a handgun and you'll throw in a bottle of our favorite brown liquor. VALUE.
Mmm, obligatory "pics or it didn't happen".
oh great. this means mom know what size we are.
i bought something but i did not have a coupon.
Hey, try posting something on Wonkville and see what that gets you!
Might I suggest some xmas specials next year? How about booze and firearms. Example: Buy a handgun and you'll throw in a bottle of our favorite brown liquor. VALUE.
No pussy for you! Ever!