He left, too bad. You know that thing when you're being persecuted by the homosexuals, and you've been fighting and fighting (and getting awards from the Family Research Council in the process!), but at last you are too tired to fight, so you give up and let the gays send the lions to eat you for dinner? This is that thing, except for how nobody is getting eated by lions. However, it probably feels that way for Aaron and Melissa Klein, frosting god and goddess of the Christian baking organization Sweet Cakes By Melissa, who got a $135,000 fine
I wouldn't worry too much about that. These type of people have "Lotto winner syndrome" written all over them. I wouldn't be surprised if these dopes have already traded $400,000 of their "windfall" on magic beans.
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This lovely couple has cleared a quarter mil as a result of disobeying the law by refusing to make a gay wedding cake. This money is net, after the hefty state fine. Perhaps I should consider a summer job in Oregon, like for a month. Rent a small storefront, but buy no equipment. Put a sign in the window: Wedding cakes but not for faggots. Turn down one gay couple per day for 30 days, then close shop for lack of business. Lease a cruise ship for a party of 400 for a gay cruise. Invest the remainder in Betty Crocker cake mix, and hit the talk show circuit. What a life.
I'm pretty sure fines are not deductible. Although they might slip it past our easily-bamboozled IRS.
Sounds like a hit.
Geez, even Marie Antoinette would have let them eat cake!
You obviously haven't been salading correctly. Maybe if I were to toss one for you? *waggles eyebrows*
Make it cake frosting. It'd be more ironic.
I wouldn't worry too much about that. These type of people have "Lotto winner syndrome" written all over them. I wouldn't be surprised if these dopes have already traded $400,000 of their "windfall" on magic beans.
Probably because the lions thought the aftertaste seeme rather bitter and artificial.
Apparently Jesus moonlights as the Cake Boss. (Or at least his skeevier cousin, the Cake Bigot.)
Please review the rules. We don't wish death on people, not even rumored pee drinkers like Todd Starnes.
You are welcome to wish that he steps barefoot on a Lego block on a hardwood floor in the middle of the night. One of those little one-stud bastards that embeds itself in the sole of your foot.
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Sorry, but I have an SO.... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
No, they got that covered too. Mark of Cain and all that. No blahs go to heaven. Worst animated film ever...
Genghis Khan...Pick Genghis Khan
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They did it with Charles Manson. http://imgur.com/gallery/QJ...
True, that...
This lovely couple has cleared a quarter mil as a result of disobeying the law by refusing to make a gay wedding cake. This money is net, after the hefty state fine. Perhaps I should consider a summer job in Oregon, like for a month. Rent a small storefront, but buy no equipment. Put a sign in the window: Wedding cakes but not for faggots. Turn down one gay couple per day for 30 days, then close shop for lack of business. Lease a cruise ship for a party of 400 for a gay cruise. Invest the remainder in Betty Crocker cake mix, and hit the talk show circuit. What a life.
I for one would rather die than the Lego torture!