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<i>Most</i> of us are doomed; some of us are screwheads.

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Keep ducking that issue?

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Not my cat, based on evidence.

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Bacon?

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I'm just checking, but are you people all actually insane?

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Idaho nervously looks over its western shoulder.

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Laws are stupid things.

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You write "grifting" like it's a bad thing.

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Doktor Zoom: WADR it isn't "gay marriage" it's "marriage equality." If one of us isn't free none of us are free.

PS: And it isn't "Sen. Ted Cruz." It's "Canadian-born Sen. Raphael Cruz." Just trying to help here!

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Roper: So now you'd give the Devil benefit of law!

More: Yes. What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?

Roper: I'd cut down every law in England to do that!

More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you — where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast — man's laws, not God's — and if you cut them down — and you're just the man to do it — d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake.

~ "A Man for All Seasons" (written by Robert Bolt)

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Slippery slope, indeed. That is why we must ban the sale of K-Y, sheeple!

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This threatens the sanctity of their state-run cemeteries.

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