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<i>"No arrests have been made."</i>

When a man is stabbed seven times, it seems to me that maybe -- just maybe -- the cops have grounds to charge somebody with assault, battery, and/or attempted homicide. Like, maybe, the guy who they know did the stabbing.

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I never figured you for a pater familias.

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Two months! And no name or picture, he just disappeared? Everyone has a cell phone with a built in camera right?

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Thankfully, I think he spends more time updating his artwork than being out and about...seriously, he's totes up on current events with dat der Beverly Hillbilly Anti-abortion-mobile. I dutifully resist the urge to slash his tires (with votes) and run him over with his own truck (with votes) because I'm a civilized atheist. Also because I don't want to know what kind of WMDs he has hidden behind all that plywood.

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That's serving and protecting, a different issue altogether.

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Sounds like Oregon should restrict immigration from Arizona, right of travel be damned.

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"I'm so pro life I stabbed some dude!"... Seems legit...

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It took me this long to put 2 and 2 together (I maths slow, sorry) but we now DO know how babby is formed... legitimate rape!

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