13 Comments
User's avatar
Vienna Woods's avatar

A teacher in the next town lived at 69 Head Street. Seriously.

Expand full comment
Vienna Woods's avatar

Only marginally less disgusting than his brother Walder.

Expand full comment
Lefty Mark's avatar

Can't a man go into a bar and toss <strike>back</strike> off a few in peace?

Expand full comment
Lefty Mark's avatar

Cops Tazed And Confused When They See Man In Bar

Expand full comment
The Quirk's avatar

"Man Beats Off And Cops Single-Handed"

Expand full comment
The Quirk's avatar

No mere hipster could match this.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

Why are the intolerants hatin' on this poor guy? Free Speech!!!!

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would cut short the mastubating.

Expand full comment
Vienna Woods's avatar

Here in Ontario, the town of Flesherton proudly declares on its welcome sign that it is the gateway to the Beaver Valley.

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

CALLING ALL CARS

Expand full comment
Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Keep your hands where I can see them!"

"Come out with your hands up!"

I'M TRYING, OFFICER!!

Expand full comment
Pookums's avatar

C'mon, sometimes you just gotta snap one off, AMIRITE?!?!

Expand full comment
diogenez's avatar

Ted Nugent on soundtrack.

Expand full comment