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Vienna Woods's avatar

A teacher in the next town lived at 69 Head Street. Seriously.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Only marginally less disgusting than his brother Walder.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Can't a man go into a bar and toss <strike>back</strike> off a few in peace?

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Cops Tazed And Confused When They See Man In Bar

The Quirk's avatar

"Man Beats Off And Cops Single-Handed"

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No mere hipster could match this.

chascates's avatar

Why are the intolerants hatin' on this poor guy? Free Speech!!!!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Here in Ontario, the town of Flesherton proudly declares on its welcome sign that it is the gateway to the Beaver Valley.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Keep your hands where I can see them!"

"Come out with your hands up!"

I'M TRYING, OFFICER!!

Pookums's avatar

C'mon, sometimes you just gotta snap one off, AMIRITE?!?!

diogenez's avatar

Ted Nugent on soundtrack.