And now, dear readers, we may finally have a winner -- we'll let you decide. From aggregation site PoliceOne.com, we present the new challenger: Oregon man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar. Whaddya think, sirs and mesdames? As is usually the best approach with a story like this, there's little sense trying to summarize, so we'll copypasta the
A teacher in the next town lived at 69 Head Street. Seriously.
Only marginally less disgusting than his brother Walder.
Can&#039;t a man go into a bar and toss <strike>back</strike> off a few in peace?
Cops Tazed And Confused When They See Man In Bar
&quot;Man Beats Off And Cops Single-Handed&quot;
No mere hipster could match this.
Why are the intolerants hatin&#039; on this poor guy? Free Speech!!!!
That would cut short the mastubating.
Here in Ontario, the town of Flesherton proudly declares on its welcome sign that it is the gateway to the Beaver Valley.
CALLING ALL CARS
&quot;Keep your hands where I can see them!&quot;
&quot;Come out with your hands up!&quot;
I&#039;M TRYING, OFFICER!!
C&#039;mon, sometimes you just gotta snap one off, AMIRITE?!?!
Ted Nugent on soundtrack.