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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so Kiera Wilmot did it- ARREST HER!!1!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=v7ssUivM-eM" target="_blank">Michael Bay!</a>

Obviously, his daughter, Coos, as mentioned in the story, clearly had some hand in this.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No evidence, so far, that this was anything more than a single M-80. I would not be surprised to find out that the wingnutz are hyper-ventilating over some kids' prank.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.freakingnews.com\/pictures\/84000\/Mail-Delivery-Postman-Shot-From-Cannon--84294.jpg" target="_blank">This guy? </a>

Shypixel's avatar

Absence of evidence is evidence of pretty much whatever zany theory your addled mind can concoct.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

They should put a cross on his grave so he will know he's at Arlington.

(Went back 13 years for that reference. You're welcome.)

Chris Grrr's avatar

There's no reason to rule out the antistraight ghey thugs yet...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

My idea of Atheist Terrorism is to call up the Pope and ask him if his refrigerator is running. Bombs are not cool.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>It is unlawful for Coos Bay to display a patently religious symbol</i> That's some incendiary language right there.

Ikimizi's avatar

Thank you for defining every religion ever.