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so Kiera Wilmot did it- ARREST HER!!1!

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=v7ssUivM-eM" target="_blank">Michael Bay!</a>

Obviously, his daughter, Coos, as mentioned in the story, clearly had some hand in this.

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No evidence, so far, that this was anything more than a single M-80. I would not be surprised to find out that the wingnutz are hyper-ventilating over some kids' prank.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.freakingnews.com\/pictures\/84000\/Mail-Delivery-Postman-Shot-From-Cannon--84294.jpg" target="_blank">This guy? </a>

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Absence of evidence is evidence of pretty much whatever zany theory your addled mind can concoct.

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They should put a cross on his grave so he will know he's at Arlington.

(Went back 13 years for that reference. You're welcome.)

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There's no reason to rule out the antistraight ghey thugs yet...

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My idea of Atheist Terrorism is to call up the Pope and ask him if his refrigerator is running. Bombs are not cool.

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<i>It is unlawful for Coos Bay to display a patently religious symbol</i> That's some incendiary language right there.

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Thank you for defining every religion ever.

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