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Orly Taintz Acts Funny On Teevee, And A Wonkette Contest!
Heroic provider of truths Orly Taitz went on television's MSNBC channel this afternoon to discuss her latest proof that Obama is black. Heavens to Betsy! This is too classic. It must be performance art -- Arianna Huffington applying a heavy spray-tan and a Marilyn Monroe wig, channeling her days as a Republican congressman's wife. "LEE-sten to me! LEE-sten LEE-sten, Tahm-ron!" Ha ha! NOW THE IMPORTANT PART: Time for a photo contest!
First, check out this inspirational tips submission from operative "pepsicoke555," who writes, "i just want to be respected by someone for something."
So: can you, dear reader, PRODUCE A REAL IMAGE of Barack Obama's REAL birth certificate? Be creative with those guidelines, and submit your CERTIFIED DOC-U-MINTS to firstname.lastname@example.org, subject line "ACTUAL LEGAL PROOF THAT SARA K. SMITH IS BLACK," by1: 00 p.m. Tuesday.We will apply a Weigel-esque discriminating eye to decide "which ones are real."
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