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bobbert's avatar

Sadly, as I've gotten older, I've had to come to terms with being unisexial.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just kidding. Some of my best friends are feline.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I told a colleague that he was autosexual. He was SO conceited that he actually did not see it as an insult.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Negropolis:

Maybe you just haven't been visiting the right places!

(Actually, last time I used "truckstop hooker" and I didn't want to repeat myself.)

TundraGrifter's avatar

LA:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Zebra.

Zebra who?

Ze bra is too tight.

Lot_49's avatar

Just a warning: an image search on Mia could lead you to <a href="http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v739\/plasticdreamz\/ooh6il.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that the crazy woman who got all that plastic surgery so she could look like a cat?

I think I read about her in Vanity Fair.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Be careful! Previous visitors have reported Orly's website is more infected than a Times Square adult video loop booth.

Be very careful!

PubOption's avatar

Derp de-derp derp...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One-way to Indonesia, you mean. That's where Obummer was notoriously gaying away (while in grade school, but I'm sure you can tell Orly on.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Considering how far, far from reality they are, that's quite an impressive feat.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We have a bead on it, don't worry.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One of those pics is Photoshopped. Or maybe all of them.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Come here often?</i>

Nope, and thanks to that picture, I may never come again.

chascates's avatar

I know some of the readers and posters have lived abroad or may do so now. PLEASE tell me most developed countries are not halfway full of conspiracy-believing halfwits. Even if I never make it out I'd at least like to know there are places that don't pay attention to wingnuts.