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Sadly, as I've gotten older, I've had to come to terms with being unisexial.

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Just kidding. Some of my best friends are feline.

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I told a colleague that he was autosexual. He was SO conceited that he actually did not see it as an insult.

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Negropolis:

Maybe you just haven't been visiting the right places!

(Actually, last time I used "truckstop hooker" and I didn't want to repeat myself.)

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LA:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Zebra.

Zebra who?

Ze bra is too tight.

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Just a warning: an image search on Mia could lead you to <a href="http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v739\/plasticdreamz\/ooh6il.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.

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Is that the crazy woman who got all that plastic surgery so she could look like a cat?

I think I read about her in Vanity Fair.

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Be careful! Previous visitors have reported Orly's website is more infected than a Times Square adult video loop booth.

Be very careful!

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Derp de-derp derp...

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One-way to Indonesia, you mean. That's where Obummer was notoriously gaying away (while in grade school, but I'm sure you can tell Orly on.)

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Considering how far, far from reality they are, that's quite an impressive feat.

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We have a bead on it, don't worry.

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One of those pics is Photoshopped. Or maybe all of them.

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Lord Byron LIBEL!!!

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<i>Come here often?</i>

Nope, and thanks to that picture, I may never come again.

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I know some of the readers and posters have lived abroad or may do so now. PLEASE tell me most developed countries are not halfway full of conspiracy-believing halfwits. Even if I never make it out I'd at least like to know there are places that don't pay attention to wingnuts.

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