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But what about Moose?

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i think all crazy people are actually nadine.

this is my theory and i'm sticking to it.

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Shhhhh do not speak the Crazy One's name out loud. It will summon the insanity.

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I will admit I'm a bit biased against moronic assholes but I do treat them equally no matter what their sex so it kind of balances out I guess.

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Who in hell would ever go to her as a dental patient? I'd be afraid she'd pull all of my teeth and claim the CIA was using them to brainwash people!

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Haha "deemed to be" - by Orly, Joseph Farah, Joe Ohhellno, and a bunch of other even less intelligent knuckledraggers.

Whereas even Fuck Snooze <a href="http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2011\/04\/29\/expert-says-obamas-birth-certificate-legit\/" target="_blank">declare it authentic</a>. Why is Fox so racist against white people? <em>Whyyyyyyyyyyyy??!!!?!1!</em>

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Note that Orly never claimed to know even that much about the work of Sec. State. herself.

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So it's toadshit dumb vs. batshit crazy?

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She has a point, but her wig hides it well.

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Karl Rove may have this reputation as the "Architect," but let me tell you, we hired him to remodel our house - big mistake.

OK, the combo tattoo parlor / orgy room was kind of neat, I'll admit, but what kind of house needs <i>five</i> dungeons? He kept insisting you need to separate them by race and gender. (No dungeon needed for white males, of course.)

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Worst secondary landing strip in Paris.

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