Excellent news! Birther Hivemind Queen Mother Orly Taitz got a gift subscription to People Magazine for Christmas! That's the only thing we think could possibly explain this bizarre story from Bradlee Dean's dumb website for dumb people: For some reason, the completely rational and very serious lawyer, dentist, real estate agent, and perennial fringe political candidate has gotten it into her head that she should try to recruit Amal Alamuddin Clooney, the hot human rights lawyer who married actor George Clooney last fall, into her very important campaign to prove that Barack Hussein Obama is a complete fraud with a stolen Social Security number, a fake Selective Service registration, and at least one Yahoo email account registered under the phony identity of "John Boehner's Left Nut."
Well, well, my dear whip-snapping Wonkette. Did the empty barrel role up to your computer screen with a long ladle by which you could scrape the bottom of said barrel? Orly Taitz? Please, next time the barrel rolls seductively by, ignore it or maybe give it a shove so it will end up at the World Net Daily from which it has obviously escaped.
She is at it again! Orly Taitz! The Mother of Conspiracy Theories, deranged filer of loony lawsuits, and indefatigable purveyor of bogus and defamatory anti-Obama "information." Truly our joy is made full by her creative diversification into criticism of a woman not only far more beautiful and intelligent than she is, but who also has a sterling reputation for pursuing human rights in behalf of oppressed peoples. A predictable target for the asinine barbs of the daffy, DEPLORABLE dentist! Keep it up, Orly; we need a good laugh now and then and you and your nutterances are dependable sources of giddy mirth. When will you move from your various professions in dentistry, law, and real estate and take up your natural role as a stsnd-up comic?
To paraphrase Lincoln's view of Grant's drinking, "I wish some of you would tell me the brand of Muslim-Kenyan-Socialist that Obama is. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other POTUSs."
"As far as I know, she has not been vocal enough to determine if she is Muslim or not." Orly's waiting for her to scream lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal!!!!11!
I thought Orly Taitz was John Boehner’s Left Nut ....
It's the amps that count.
She seems thrilled that Wonkette posted a link to all the "evidence".
I have to assume she has no trouble getting coverage in WingNut Daily, so this is surely going to become a story of national importance.
With the ACA now safe from John Boehner and Mitch McConnell. Orly can afford her meds!
You forgot Michelle Obama?
friggin loon
Well, well, my dear whip-snapping Wonkette. Did the empty barrel role up to your computer screen with a long ladle by which you could scrape the bottom of said barrel? Orly Taitz? Please, next time the barrel rolls seductively by, ignore it or maybe give it a shove so it will end up at the World Net Daily from which it has obviously escaped.
She is at it again! Orly Taitz! The Mother of Conspiracy Theories, deranged filer of loony lawsuits, and indefatigable purveyor of bogus and defamatory anti-Obama "information." Truly our joy is made full by her creative diversification into criticism of a woman not only far more beautiful and intelligent than she is, but who also has a sterling reputation for pursuing human rights in behalf of oppressed peoples. A predictable target for the asinine barbs of the daffy, DEPLORABLE dentist! Keep it up, Orly; we need a good laugh now and then and you and your nutterances are dependable sources of giddy mirth. When will you move from your various professions in dentistry, law, and real estate and take up your natural role as a stsnd-up comic?
To paraphrase Lincoln's view of Grant's drinking, "I wish some of you would tell me the brand of Muslim-Kenyan-Socialist that Obama is. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other POTUSs."
A menage a trois from hell.
Ms. Taitz needs shock therapy. About 440 volts should do.
Well, Mrs. C's gunz are smoking (hot).
Taitz is Amal content crusader.
"As far as I know, she has not been vocal enough to determine if she is Muslim or not." Orly's waiting for her to scream lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal!!!!11!
Orly needs an ally who can drill down through all this government bullshit and extract the truth.
Amal Clooney will get right on that. Y'know, after laughing herself limp and deciding which fancy dress to wear to the Oscars.