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RickyG's avatar

"After a year of presumably avoiding looking at his daughter, Chaffetz..."LOL!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I still have that issue of the National Lampoon.

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Resistor Radio's avatar

I’m supposed to be packing and boiling water so I can do dishes (pipes still frozen).

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Wait, so some of your water is not frozen? I vaguely remember a trick, maybe from days in SoDak, where if water is running in pipe, just run it for a bit, and it can help thaw the frozen pipe next to it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, Doktor Zoom. I wish the young people of Utah would discover the D party, and vote for the nice lady.

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dshwa's avatar

It might with all the economic anxiety running about.

Or not.

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Resistor Radio's avatar

Oh, no water from the pipes. I have jugs full of bottled water from the store. It’s fucking ridiculous.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Aggghh, that sucks.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

Ok, I've been thinking about you. Could you get hold of some incandescent Xmas lights? and a long pole? (maybe one of those tree pruners would work) The lights would heat up the non-crawl space and help thaw the pipes. This is all my feeble brain could come up with.

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Resistor Radio's avatar

Hmmmmm....that’s an idea. I was also thinking about shoving a space heater down there, but I’m kind of afraid of the house going up in flames.

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ahughes798's avatar

Cool! I also enjoyed the "Cat Butts Coloring Book" and the "Farting Animals Coloring Book" that were also offered as "People who bought these magnets also bought..." I know what my sister is getting for her birthday now!

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Sharon Cooper's avatar

Is it too late to go travel with the Doctor? I'd even be okay with that planet that's all bees right about now.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

Yeah, space heaters can be iffy, and I think are not supposed to be used with extension cords?

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Sheesko's avatar

Oh good. We get to say "Mittens" again.

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Lordpnut's avatar

We'll send out a search party. With the emphasis on "partay".

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Is that Seamus?

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