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RickyG's avatar

"After a year of presumably avoiding looking at his daughter, Chaffetz..."LOL!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I still have that issue of the National Lampoon.

Resistor Radio's avatar

I’m supposed to be packing and boiling water so I can do dishes (pipes still frozen).

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Wait, so some of your water is not frozen? I vaguely remember a trick, maybe from days in SoDak, where if water is running in pipe, just run it for a bit, and it can help thaw the frozen pipe next to it.

Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks, Doktor Zoom. I wish the young people of Utah would discover the D party, and vote for the nice lady.

dshwa's avatar

It might with all the economic anxiety running about.

Or not.

Resistor Radio's avatar

Oh, no water from the pipes. I have jugs full of bottled water from the store. It’s fucking ridiculous.

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

Ok, I've been thinking about you. Could you get hold of some incandescent Xmas lights? and a long pole? (maybe one of those tree pruners would work) The lights would heat up the non-crawl space and help thaw the pipes. This is all my feeble brain could come up with.

Resistor Radio's avatar

Hmmmmm....that’s an idea. I was also thinking about shoving a space heater down there, but I’m kind of afraid of the house going up in flames.

ahughes798's avatar

Cool! I also enjoyed the "Cat Butts Coloring Book" and the "Farting Animals Coloring Book" that were also offered as "People who bought these magnets also bought..." I know what my sister is getting for her birthday now!

Sharon Cooper's avatar

Is it too late to go travel with the Doctor? I'd even be okay with that planet that's all bees right about now.

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

Yeah, space heaters can be iffy, and I think are not supposed to be used with extension cords?

Sheesko's avatar

Oh good. We get to say "Mittens" again.

Lordpnut's avatar

We'll send out a search party. With the emphasis on "partay".