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mailman27's avatar

Dude.

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mailman27's avatar

1. Which Clinton?2. What crime? 3. Which laws?4. What the fuck are you even talking about?5. "James Smith???"

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mailman27's avatar

Legal loophole!

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rtpoeman's avatar

To paraphrase Joseph Smith's line of reasoning:

"I'm married, but I want to boff my neighbor's daughter. I know! I'll make polygamy legal!"

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mailman27's avatar

Funny how Mickey Rourke winds up in so many good movies.

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ralphteb's avatar

This is why Regan should have been impeached for Iran contra , W for Iraq and the current Orange cluster fuck has to be led out the cuffs, people forget too quickly just how shitty the republican Party has at governing

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

"...you can make anything a crime under the current laws..." If only there was some way for O'Hatch to change the laws. Oh well.

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Merkincrab's avatar

Hey Orrin, sure you glad the Prezident gave you a shiny medal to take home to Utah. Now don't ever put that thing in your mouth, you know, you might choke on it. No, no, not in your mouth, Orrin. But you can stick it up your behind, Mr. Senator, sir. Yeah, that's where it belongs, Right where your Senate career has been.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

Pretending that the republican party has the least notions of class or integrity is impossible.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

...he volunteered for what others did and do consider to be an unjust war.

At least he's making up for it now.

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James Lamere's avatar

The GOPERS defense of Trump has come down to " I just don't give a shit what he's done ."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thank you. It was long ago and far away, and I'm fine. I just won't read about rapists getting away with it if I don't have to, and in this case, I don't.

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Arguman's avatar

What

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Arguman's avatar

Jesse Helms was also a Democrat

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Arguman's avatar

Ugh

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