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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The place just needs a bit of Feng Shui, and/or Martha Stuart.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't forget his extensive porn video collection - 72 Virgins Do Mecca

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That.was.brilliant.

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Mahousu's avatar

The million-dollar value dates from back when it was built a few years ago. Heck, back then, even <i>my</i> house was worth a million dollars! [Not true.]

Anyway, I just checked the Abbottabad Zillow, and it says the Zestimate for the place has gone down 35%.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They shot him dead? Through the head? And now he's dead?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"They were quiet, kept to themselves, never caused any trouble. I'm just can't believe it."

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Joshua Norton's avatar

So how long will it be before Fux puts a (D) after his name?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Survivor: Abbottabad"

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

"Clean up this room! It looks like a bomb site!" Oh boy, if my mom could have seen this.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The CIA and military intelligence are masters of Caller-ID technology, too.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

They burned his poop in the courtyard.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Americans are badass again.

Now we can drop the silly "First Avenger" from the title of the Captain America movie?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Apparently Fister Roboto hates America.

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chascates's avatar

Rush Limbaugh's NYC pad looks worse, though.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or the SLA house after the LAPD got down with it, then done with it.

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