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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't forget his extensive porn video collection - 72 Virgins Do Mecca

Mahousu's avatar

The million-dollar value dates from back when it was built a few years ago. Heck, back then, even <i>my</i> house was worth a million dollars! [Not true.]

Anyway, I just checked the Abbottabad Zillow, and it says the Zestimate for the place has gone down 35%.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They shot him dead? Through the head? And now he's dead?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"They were quiet, kept to themselves, never caused any trouble. I'm just can't believe it."

Joshua Norton's avatar

So how long will it be before Fux puts a (D) after his name?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Survivor: Abbottabad"

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

"Clean up this room! It looks like a bomb site!" Oh boy, if my mom could have seen this.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The CIA and military intelligence are masters of Caller-ID technology, too.

Spurning Beer's avatar

They burned his poop in the courtyard.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Americans are badass again.

Now we can drop the silly "First Avenger" from the title of the Captain America movie?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Apparently Fister Roboto hates America.

chascates's avatar

Rush Limbaugh's NYC pad looks worse, though.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or the SLA house after the LAPD got down with it, then done with it.