Osama bin Laden was living in the suburbs. The suburbs! It figures! People who live in caves in the middle of nowhere get to know their immediate neighbors, and so do people who live in cities, but people in suburbs leave each other alone. Did bin Laden own a minivan and drive children to soccer practive when he wasn't blowing up Americans? It sounds like it. But now his compound is empty and covered in blood. And he is dead. None of this can be good for the neighborhood's property values.
The million-dollar value dates from back when it was built a few years ago. Heck, back then, even <i>my</i> house was worth a million dollars! [Not true.]
Anyway, I just checked the Abbottabad Zillow, and it says the Zestimate for the place has gone down 35%.
Satellite dish. Right there in the photo.
The place just needs a bit of Feng Shui, and/or Martha Stuart.
Don&#039;t forget his extensive porn video collection - 72 Virgins Do Mecca
That.was.brilliant.
The million-dollar value dates from back when it was built a few years ago. Heck, back then, even <i>my</i> house was worth a million dollars! [Not true.]
Anyway, I just checked the Abbottabad Zillow, and it says the Zestimate for the place has gone down 35%.
They shot him dead? Through the head? And now he&#039;s dead?
&quot;They were quiet, kept to themselves, never caused any trouble. I&#039;m just can&#039;t believe it.&quot;
So how long will it be before Fux puts a (D) after his name?
&quot;Survivor: Abbottabad&quot;
&quot;Clean up this room! It looks like a bomb site!&quot; Oh boy, if my mom could have seen this.
The CIA and military intelligence are masters of Caller-ID technology, too.
They burned his poop in the courtyard.
Americans are badass again.
Now we can drop the silly &quot;First Avenger&quot; from the title of the Captain America movie?
Apparently Fister Roboto hates America.
Rush Limbaugh&#039;s NYC pad looks worse, though.
Or the SLA house after the LAPD got down with it, then done with it.