Reading Is For Snobs had a nice catch today with the Grover Norquist tweet you see above (above). Asked for his favorite Jimi Hendrix song, the anti-tax "small government" guru chose "Hey Joe" because it is pro-Second-Amendment and pro-family! (Pro-Second-Amendmenting your family, at any rate.)
Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys; Off to my left ride a dozen or more. Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me. I have to make it to Rosa's back door.
To be fair, he couldn't tell the truth - "I don't listen to either, I like Lawrence Welk and Christian music", he had to open his mouth and hope for the best, as always.
in a van
Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys; Off to my left ride a dozen or more. Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me. I have to make it to Rosa's back door.
"Now that's what I call trolling!" -Ann Coulter
To be fair, he couldn't tell the truth - "I don't listen to either, I like Lawrence Welk and Christian music", he had to open his mouth and hope for the best, as always.
Groover Norquist?