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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys; Off to my left ride a dozen or more. Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me. I have to make it to Rosa's back door.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Now that's what I call trolling!" -Ann Coulter

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

To be fair, he couldn't tell the truth - "I don't listen to either, I like Lawrence Welk and Christian music", he had to open his mouth and hope for the best, as always.