OR WAS IT? Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God. Oh God. OK. Here we are. In a few hours, Donald Trump (Donald fuckin' Trump!) will be inaugurated (inaugurated!) as president (president!) of the United States. (Our country! The one we live in and love more than Trump does! OH GOD!) Yes, after a bruising election, Trump managed to pull off a victory that's only historic on account of how many millions more people voted for his opponent than voted for him. This was supposed to be Hillary Clinton's day. Oh god.