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I know exactly what you mean, down to the "strewn" part.

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Where does the bacon go?

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Not as bad as muslin porn which is mostly women wearing scanty burkas when no one is looking.

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Cathy?

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But the kitties are so proud of their gifts of entrails.

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I dunno...the pancake thing has potential.

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Oh but the eyes...have you looked at the eyes? I love my wife, but oh! you kid.

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I don't know how to define <i>Antiporn</i>, but I know it when I read it.

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Try steaming them. It keeps them from drying out and the heat gives them that just-killed freshness.

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So can I and I'm not that happy about it.

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Or worse yet, Louie Gohmert. There is a fundraising trick for you...if sufficient funds aren't raised by a deadline, Gohmert/someoneelse slash fiction will be posted.

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*<i>feeds it to one of her painting subjects</i>*

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In the country cats and dogs have jobs to do. Particularly in the fall, when a lot of little things that live outside want to come inside. Speaking from experience ...

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That gave me a hard OFF.

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or just do like my dog does with squirrels and bury it in the ground for a few weeks. dig it up once it's nice and pungent then roll in it

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between the truckers coming to invade DC and the New Black Panthers, you still wouldn't have enough people to field a softball team

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