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PsycWench's avatar

I know exactly what you mean, down to the "strewn" part.

PsycWench's avatar

Where does the bacon go?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Not as bad as muslin porn which is mostly women wearing scanty burkas when no one is looking.

Painter of Goats's avatar

But the kitties are so proud of their gifts of entrails.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I dunno...the pancake thing has potential.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh but the eyes...have you looked at the eyes? I love my wife, but oh! you kid.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

I don't know how to define <i>Antiporn</i>, but I know it when I read it.

PsycWench's avatar

Try steaming them. It keeps them from drying out and the heat gives them that just-killed freshness.

PsycWench's avatar

So can I and I'm not that happy about it.

PsycWench's avatar

Or worse yet, Louie Gohmert. There is a fundraising trick for you...if sufficient funds aren't raised by a deadline, Gohmert/someoneelse slash fiction will be posted.

Painter of Goats's avatar

*<i>feeds it to one of her painting subjects</i>*

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

In the country cats and dogs have jobs to do. Particularly in the fall, when a lot of little things that live outside want to come inside. Speaking from experience ...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

That gave me a hard OFF.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or just do like my dog does with squirrels and bury it in the ground for a few weeks. dig it up once it's nice and pungent then roll in it

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

between the truckers coming to invade DC and the New Black Panthers, you still wouldn't have enough people to field a softball team