Outspoken Conservative Sex Children Blah Blah Pedophile

As the Endless Cummer winds down and the leaves on trees transition to Cocktober's reds, oranges and yellows, more public, conservative loudmouths are disclosing sexual proclivities with little boys, little girls and manly goats . What great stories must lie in wait for Blowvember.

The latest mega-pederast is Michael Graham, a Boston conservative radio host, coiner of "America is at war with Islam" and a graduate of untainted Oral Roberts University . Last night was one of those rare nights where someone watched the insufferable Glenn Beck show on CNN Headline News, and Graham guested to discuss the issue of giving out condoms and stuff to kids in middle school. Graham obviously argued against, but his performance only strengthened the case for offering preventatives -- at least for whenever Michael Graham visits school.

Don't know how it came to this, don't really want to:

BECK: OK, Michael, sex preventative? Does it prevent sex from 11-year-olds?

MICHAEL GRAHAM: Hey, you know, parents are going to beat up and abuse their children. I say we just give them Band-Aids and helmets so they don't do any long-term damage while it's going on, because you can't stop it.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. There's no crime you can prevent completely,but it is impossible, Glenn -- and believe me, I've tried -- to touch an 11-year-old kid sexually and not commit a crime. This is criminal behavior. (via My Two Sense )

Hmm. Maybe up to second base. It's just hands and stuff.

 Did Michael Graham Admit to Pedophilia on Glenn Beck Show? [My Two Sense]