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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Hah! Not the Russian Puppet though. Don't think he could run anywhere except...nope, not even chasing after his pee hookers.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

What a sleazebag.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Didn't you get the word from Rand Paul? Republicans don't investigate Republicans. It's inefficient and gets in the way of repealing Obamacare.(Poe alert: not snark; this is literally what he said.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Stage a rally where only your rabid idiot fans will appear, and soak in their adoration. Say, you know who else . . . ah, fuck it. Too easy.

He was right - I'm puking from all this winning.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i got an old friend in melbourne. he won't be there i hope. he had some sense, but he has been in fla. for a long time.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Gosh, what if more protesters than supporters got tickets for his rally?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That was my first thought when I saw the tweet with the link to get tix.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Well, the shitty cocktails start at $40.00, so someone who's good at math should be able to work that up.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Too bad it isn't George Stone. Then, we could have a scene where Melania's nails dig into the Dick Nixon on his back while he flails nonsensically on top of her.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My new favorite is Dolt 45.

And, yes, I heard it here first.

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bobbert's avatar

Holy shit, still pulling numbers out of his ass.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

And of the 36 positions having nominees, none of the properly vetted before nomination, none of them completing their FBI and ethics paperwork in a timely fashion, and none of them prepared for the confirmation process on day one of his administration. So, yeah, it's the Democrats fault that he doesn't have his cabinet in place yet.

Can't we all just start pissing on this dumpster fire and put it now already please?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

The FBI has already declined to pursue a case against him. Serious conspiracy here. That's all I can say.

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phoenix00's avatar

George Soros looks like a pro by comparison. Com'on, Donnie, do it right!

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phoenix00's avatar

Even the "crooked" and "fake" ones!

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Roger? I expect him to surface again somewhere.

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