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That would be an awesome B&J flavor...but what would it taste like?!

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we really really can't have nice things, can we?

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You'd never need to worry about not feeling "fresh", for one thing.

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As a child I was often told of the wonders of a good college education and now as an adult I learn that having a good education is a strike against you. If my parents had only told me, I could have spent all those years working up to a Ph.D. popping out babies and working part-time in Martha's Fish Camp instead.

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Real Amuricans go to the Chuck Norris Technical Institute.

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I've said this before and I'll say it again...

Strap a 2 by 4 across my ass boys, I'm going in.

Onward Christian Solders! Everybody sing!

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There was an all girl punk band in Minnesota for while that was named The Clams. They rocked.

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