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Knowing how rich this chickenshit fucktard is, I would have charged him $10K. Then when he complained that it looked like shit, I would tell him, "You got what you paid for. Next time, write another zero at the end of your check!"

But I'm kinda jaded that way.

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Sorry. (I'm such a dick.)

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I can tell he's smart, because he has no neck.https://encrypted-tbn0.gsta...

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Who?

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Neither do I. There is some kind of disconnect that I do not Grok.

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I don't understand anything.

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Couldn't one of Trump's republican co-conspirators lend that idiot an adjective? Hook him up, Cruz, you're such a fucking genius. I mean everything's "disgusting?" How about "sickening," or "revolting", or even "deplorable," for cryin' out loud??

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Do you remember the TV program "Dinosaurs" and how the baby dinosaur referred to his father as "Not the Mama"? Well for 26 years I have referred to this man in public as "Not the Brother."

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Oh, yes, highly respected liberal Democrat in his New Hampshire community, retired now from a 40 year career as a UNIX administrator after 8 years in the Navy, father of two adult children, I believe he was active in the local Environmental Movement. And to add insult to injury, his wife worked as an eldercare advocate for years. It just shows you what greed can do to people ...they saw our parents as a Money Tree, not as real people. In the 20 years my mother was disabled, they came to visit her only twice, and both times only after she said she would pay their expenses.

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I just want to know, is he regarded as a regular person in his life? With a job etc?

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Ohm just gonna let that pass.

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That was only the tip of the iceberg. At the wake I found my brother in my mother's bedroom, going through her drawers, looking for money. You have my permission to go vomit now, I know I did at the time. And that wasn't all there was lots more, but I won't sicken you with it. Some things just can't be written about, but this is why I have not spoken to him or his greedy, vulgar, ignorant bitch of a wife since the day of my mother's funeral, 26 years ago.

My parents always had me, just as I always had them. I can't imagine what my life would have been like if I had not always known that they would always be there for me, and I can't imagine how I could look at myself in the mirror today if I had not always been there for them and they had not always known that I would. It wasn't something we thought about or talked about, it was just understood.

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Godalmighty, what a story. I was only describing my worst nightmare. I hate to picture your father in that situation, offering inducements like that when he was in his grief. But he had you at least. And that counts more.

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He needs to learn to manage his waste better.

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Has Bernie even bothered to join the Democratic Party yet?

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