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Walnuts!

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Have the McKennas fired the cops who responded yet?

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Is he going caribou hunting?

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I'm looking forward to examining that picture more closely once I get home from work.

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The Tussle on the Tundra.

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I would think a "stretch hummer" would definitely hurt! A lot!

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"DINSDALE!"

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Literally.

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I am 100% sure that was the whole point in the first place. A term of address that does not encode marital status.

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and you deserve every mention.

for brilliance.

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Hold me now. Doctor doctor.

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Sort of like Mr.

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I'd hate to be the poor shmuck swamping out that hummer the next morning!

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The only reason Wonkit failed to pick up that clear winner is the fear that thisjakes would immediately accuse it of plagiarism and aamiller would log in to note that "thriller" is misspelled.

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Catch-22 reference.

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Kinda like "Mr." Which I'm pretty sure was the whole point in the first place.

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