Palin's Dad: She Spent All Darn Weekend Going Through 'Her' Clothes

Completely unfamous father of Alaska's Sarah Palin, Charles "Chuck" Heath, said his dingbat daughter "spent part of the weekend going through her clothing to determine what belongs to the Republican Party after it spent $150,000-plus on a wardrobe for the vice presidential nominee." We all know how onerous a process determining whether an article is moose wool or Italian wool can be, but here's a simple test: does it have some sort ofshine, Sarah? Does the name tag say "Bob's Shirts 'n' Dungarees" or something greasy, like "Schiaparelli"? Chuck Heath added, "She was just frantically ... trying to sort stuff out ... That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for." So he's saying that not only do the Palin childrenlose their underwear, but the RNC bought the Palin kids some sleek Italian underwear. Which, again, they lost. [ AP ]