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One of those toys that becomes a classic. There ought to be an award of some sort for whoever thought of it.

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I'm having a hard time imagining what goes through his head every time he reads about the latest Griftzilla debacle.

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That's pronounced "zha-KAS""

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Maybe Comedy Central can launch a new reality show of their own, "Derp Dynasty".

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And Daisy was a billion percent cuter than Gristle.

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Minus 50 P for any Wonketeer who didn't instantly think this!

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Per post below: <i> DERP DYNASTY</i>

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It takes a moment, but eventually you realize that it's moose antlers.

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If it had only one, it would quit halfway.

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this pretty much made my weekend.

cheers!

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TMZ always comes thru for america.

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Todd sure has a purdy mouth.

Posted for a friend!

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♬ ♬<i>Never gonna get no PhD We're Wasilla Lobotomies!</i>♬ ♬

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Sharp as a pistol, Biff!

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=kcSMaNlcDPs" target="_blank">You're welcome.</a>

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Stop the presses!! Sarah <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/09\/12\/sarah-palin-apology_n_5810808.html" target="_blank">apologizes</a> to Amurrika.

What do you mean, <i>I should read past the headline</i>?

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