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The wogs start at Calais, old bean!

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...well considering the fact that the safety standards at most of these plants have been deregulated to within one pubic hair of a backyard meth lab, all the terrorist have to do is wait for us to blow ourselves up!!!

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There was that guy in Florida storing kerosene in old Korans, but I doubt that Pammy is worried about him.

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And can we find out?

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Did anyone hear a shrill shriek in the distance?

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He seems to have been in Boston this weekend, probably drunk. See Happy Nice Time People for photos. Who knows what Kid Zoom was doing, although it was not Teenz Corner.

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<blockquote>Fuel storage attack plans mimic the jihad attack on the BP gas complex in Algeria where Muslim terrorists kidnapped 600 hostages targeting infidels from Western nations, America, too, while all the Muslim captives were released immediately, of course. The remaining foreign hostages were slaughtered.</blockquote>

And then we compare against what actually happened:

<blockquote>The In Amenas hostage crisis began on 16 January 2013, when al-Qaeda-linked terrorists affiliated with a brigade led by Mokhtar Belmokhtar took over 800 people hostage at the Tigantourine gas facility near In Amenas, Algeria. One of Belmokhtar's senior lieutenants, Abdul al Nigeri, led the attack and was among the terrorists killed. After four days, the Algerian special forces raided the site, in an effort to free the hostages.

At least 39 foreign hostages were killed along with an Algerian security guard, as were 29 militants. A total of 685 Algerian workers and 107 foreigners were freed. Three militants were captured.</blockquote>

So she said a bunch of stuff that was objectively untrue, all of it distorted to perpetuate her one message of "scary moooslims will kill you in your bed unless they are all eliminated". And she wonders why people call her a bigot.

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Insurance companies probably <em>also</em> thinking about terrorist attacks, at least the ones that issue policies that will pay out on them.

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Well, I believe there was a plot to blow up the aviation fuel tanks at Heathrow, that while planned, was not believed by security officials to have any realistic chance of actually causing an explosion at all.

While trying to detonate a gas tank isn't going to be at all efficient, because lack of fuel-air mixing, don't underestimate the possibility of making a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=GmRASCHJe2Q" target="_blank">big frickin' boom</a> with a bomb designed around similar stuff. There was talk of a fuel-air bomb being used in southern Iraq in the latest war, causing the British deployed at Basra to proclaim "Oh my God, they just nuked the Iraqis". Can't find sources to verify that, though, which is annoying because I'm certain I saw it on the internet.

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Bastards flouridated my water!

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Hindoo, Mohammedan, it's all the same, you know.

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Wait, wingnuts actually use "sheeple"? I thought that was a bit of snarky nonsense from the Wonketts!

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Every time I hear about one of these kinds of warnings, I picture some al-qaeda guys, sitting around a fire, saying, "Hey, that IS a good idea..."

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If a hatefilled bigot shrieks shrilly in the forest, and nobody hears her, does she really make a sound?

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