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And then there's "Doing the Vatican Rag! (Genuflect genuflect genuflect)

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Too round at the top. Dead giveaway.

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I think you mean we're NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

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Hunty, no self-respecting drag queen would go out looking like that, and would take a razor out of her weave and cut you for even suggesting it!

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"The adults among the 47,000,000 on food stamps..."

Not all of those 47 million were old enough to vote...and of that number not all of those even did.

And yet Obama somehow still got over 65 million votes. Hmm. Interesting.

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It's a huge shame that the House refused to fund them. They were the only way we could ever have managed to make Wyoming, the Dakotas, and Kansas a bit less Judenrein.

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Reindeer pizza, however, is nothing special.

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So, Teaneckers?

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Probably the same Bluebird of ER Care that takes care of American poorz.

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We're gonna need a bigger butt.

Oh, wait. Her head will do.

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I was on UI in Cali a couple of times. Happily, I also had some money in the bank, because fuck me if anybody can make a house payment on UI.

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Ha.

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Demonic coercion FTW.

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The Phlegms?

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Also missing from large portions of Norway: Hindus. Also, too: persons of Korean or Japanese ancestry (among others).

As you say, WTF?

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I'm pretty sure Pam regards irony as inferior to silvery or platinumy.

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