Panda Pregancy Is Not So Black And White (Sorry!)
It doesn't matter whether the National Zoo's panda's uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. [ DCist ]
Like a sullen teenager, the DC Metro is looking towards food to fix its problems. [ Washington Post ]
A bunch of firefighters were hurt during a local accidental tragedy at a strip mall that involved a gas leak, a strip mall, and injured firefighters. [ DC Examiner ]
If you hurry, you can maybe catch the tail end of Jack Kemp's memorial happening now at the National Cathedral. [ WTOP ]
Premise: Wunderkind, in DC-speak, is apparently anyone younger than the arbitrary age of 40. Proposition: Meet 40 White House beat reporters younger than 40. Bonus tautology: Jake Tapper! [ Fishbowl DC ]