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Devon Williams's avatar

I'd say, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", but was JD ever really a hero?

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Yep.. The two dimensional man.

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Ashley's avatar

“Black people lazy” dog-whistling vs “Black people eat dogs” lazy-whistling…

Kind of a perfect description of the GOP of today in comparison to the GOP of old.

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Question Cat's avatar

What a MOron

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Ill-Advised's avatar

OT, but...I wouldn't tell any pollster about my voting intentions if I thought it would put my name on a MAGA target list and I had been a Republican. There's a troll farm looking for those people.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I did tell a pollster who was doing research about Gavin Newsom's future chances that I voted against Prop 8, which effectively banned gay marriage. I told the guy, "If there had been a box marked 'Hell NO' on the ballot, I would've checked that."All for naught since Gavin stayed in CA and Prop 8 was overturned by the state court. (yay)

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WTAF's avatar

Chef’s kiss w Allllll the snarkalicious cherries on top, TY Marcie! 😅😂🎯💯

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DemoCat's avatar

Who cuts that asshole’s hair?

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peregrin's avatar

The same person who did Megan McCain's hair on The View?

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DemoCat's avatar

I wasn’t going to say anything, but damn. Her hair was pulled so tightly into some kind of conservative mohawk and pinched together with some silver Christmas tinsel. She looked radiant.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know the surgeon who does all the work for the Chump women? His nephew.

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WTAF's avatar

😂😅💯😜

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Mark's avatar

I'm going to hypothesize that it's a childless cat lady.....

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UVB-76's avatar

I have met people who behaved a lot like defective androids.

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PropellerVigo's avatar

I'm not Jewish, but based on the appearance of my Jewish coworkers, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to take off your yarmulke for the barber, right?

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simpledinosaur's avatar

We understand, JD. "Making a lot of sense" isn't something you really want on your resume when you're seeking employment as a Republican officeholder. "Making any sense at all" would even be a problem.

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PropellerVigo's avatar

The only 2 words on his resume that matter are: Peter Thiel.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

That and Hillbilly Heroin Dealer

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"M"'s avatar

Those are the only 2 words on his resume period.

Straight out of law school? Worked at Peter Thiel's VC firm.

Then? Peter Thiel paid $15 million for his OH Senate seat, where he hasn't even served a full 6-year term.

Let's call him the Peter Thiel Puppet and be done with it.

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Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Beardless JD split screen with John Wayne Gacy. Nuff said.

https://i.imgur.com/SreEiaX.jpg

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

That's him! That's the guy!

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UVB-76's avatar

Trigger warning next time, maybe? (:

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Maybe he still believes this and is highjacking the MAGA movement so when he's in charge he'll tell them we're all one, color doesn't matter.

Ha,ha. I crack myself up.

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UVB-76's avatar

I wanna be as high as you are.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Cardboard cut-out of a person

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UVB-76's avatar

Flat JD!

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Mike's avatar

I don't know about this, on the surface it seems like he is suggesting be nice to the coloreds. Actually I think he was in his "we must use non-whites to get elected" phase, he has simply moved on to "we must abuse non-whites to get elected" phase. Both in 2012 and 2024 he's not really acknowledging that they are human beings but a means to an end. I don't think he has changed one Fucking bit.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

I bet Trump is more upset about these old writings than Mark Robinson's old writings.

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LunaMoonstone's avatar

I don’t think Vance is really a Deep State plant, but stuff like this would make it really easy to convince the MAGA morons that he is.

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WTAF's avatar

🤩💗💯

Make This Happen savvy dem operatives! 🤩💗💯🇺🇸💪🌀

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funnyhaha's avatar

We 100% need to start that rumor. And the one that's probably not a lie, that Shady will immediately invoke the 25th amendment if they win and put the felon in a home somewhere.

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WTAF's avatar

Yessssss!!! 🤩💗💯🌀

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