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Devon Williams's avatar

I'd say, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain", but was JD ever really a hero?

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Yep.. The two dimensional man.

Ashley's avatar

“Black people lazy” dog-whistling vs “Black people eat dogs” lazy-whistling…

Kind of a perfect description of the GOP of today in comparison to the GOP of old.

Ill-Advised's avatar

OT, but...I wouldn't tell any pollster about my voting intentions if I thought it would put my name on a MAGA target list and I had been a Republican. There's a troll farm looking for those people.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I did tell a pollster who was doing research about Gavin Newsom's future chances that I voted against Prop 8, which effectively banned gay marriage. I told the guy, "If there had been a box marked 'Hell NO' on the ballot, I would've checked that."All for naught since Gavin stayed in CA and Prop 8 was overturned by the state court. (yay)

DemoCat's avatar

Who cuts that asshole’s hair?

peregrin's avatar

The same person who did Megan McCain's hair on The View?

DemoCat's avatar

I wasn’t going to say anything, but damn. Her hair was pulled so tightly into some kind of conservative mohawk and pinched together with some silver Christmas tinsel. She looked radiant.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know the surgeon who does all the work for the Chump women? His nephew.

Mark's avatar

I'm going to hypothesize that it's a childless cat lady.....

UVB-76's avatar

I have met people who behaved a lot like defective androids.

PropellerVigo's avatar

I'm not Jewish, but based on the appearance of my Jewish coworkers, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to take off your yarmulke for the barber, right?

simpledinosaur's avatar

We understand, JD. "Making a lot of sense" isn't something you really want on your resume when you're seeking employment as a Republican officeholder. "Making any sense at all" would even be a problem.

PropellerVigo's avatar

The only 2 words on his resume that matter are: Peter Thiel.

Pexas Teat's avatar

That and Hillbilly Heroin Dealer

"M"'s avatar

Those are the only 2 words on his resume period.

Straight out of law school? Worked at Peter Thiel's VC firm.

Then? Peter Thiel paid $15 million for his OH Senate seat, where he hasn't even served a full 6-year term.

Let's call him the Peter Thiel Puppet and be done with it.

Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Beardless JD split screen with John Wayne Gacy. Nuff said.

https://i.imgur.com/SreEiaX.jpg

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

That's him! That's the guy!

UVB-76's avatar

Trigger warning next time, maybe? (:

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Maybe he still believes this and is highjacking the MAGA movement so when he's in charge he'll tell them we're all one, color doesn't matter.

Ha,ha. I crack myself up.

UVB-76's avatar

I wanna be as high as you are.

Mike's avatar

I don't know about this, on the surface it seems like he is suggesting be nice to the coloreds. Actually I think he was in his "we must use non-whites to get elected" phase, he has simply moved on to "we must abuse non-whites to get elected" phase. Both in 2012 and 2024 he's not really acknowledging that they are human beings but a means to an end. I don't think he has changed one Fucking bit.

Mavenmaven's avatar

I bet Trump is more upset about these old writings than Mark Robinson's old writings.

LunaMoonstone's avatar

I don’t think Vance is really a Deep State plant, but stuff like this would make it really easy to convince the MAGA morons that he is.

funnyhaha's avatar

We 100% need to start that rumor. And the one that's probably not a lie, that Shady will immediately invoke the 25th amendment if they win and put the felon in a home somewhere.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

TBF, Vance 1.0 didn’t think of the current plan to make white voters the majority again: deport ALL the brown people. He didn’t think they could do it back then, but now he knows it’s totally feasible!