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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Problem solved" indeed.

bobbert's avatar

Maybe it's just me, but it seems that prosecutors should, maybe, not twatter?

fuflans's avatar

you need so many more 'p's' for that.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Well, since no straight man I know would ever utter the words "fashion faux pas," I imagine he's very interested in the male lawyers briefs.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I was thinking about that dude when I read this story!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Somebody is confusing the Common Pleas Court of Judge John T. Wallace with a Tom Jones concert.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The Wayans Brothers' influence is pervasive . . . .

PubOption's avatar

She had a weak case and was trying to distract the jury.

Comment originally posted to this story on Wonkville.

Fartknocker's avatar

If the Editorix ever decides do a drinky thing in Austin it would be nice to memorialize the event with her skivvies.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

This is the kind of discovery we should all get behind.