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This fucking kid has a bright future in rethug politics. Drunken boy on boy antics and three kids at age 32.

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Those barbarians!

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I'm guessing it didn't matter to them.

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There was the Indian, the Cowboy, the Cop, the Construction Guy, the Sailor ... and the Repubican State Senator. What a cliché!

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At this rate, by the time he's crippled by fat and confined to a scooter, he'll be roughly as mature as 17-year-old. In other words, teabagger material.

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Jarrod's penchant for shirtlessness makes it more likely it was <i>300</i> that was playing. The police thought the room was "tidy" as the furniture looked freshly oiled.

I also suspect the "wrestling" involved moves not sanctioned by the NCAA. Or, for that matter, WWE. Or possibly even by NAMBLA.

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Bachelor party, huh?

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Some people have to work at it but this guy is a natural asshole (R).

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The Rightwing always boisterously debates the sanctity of marriage and the reverence for women at bachelor parties. And the infallible ability of the free market to self-regulate and the attributes of offshore labor are often cause for hilarity at cocktail bars and moderately-priced strip clubs.

And probably as often in the nude and drinking a pint of cheap scotch.

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