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Cat Cafe's avatar

HAHAHA I love that one!

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I am so, so glad that Dead Breitbart is still dead. Every time I am reminded that he is still dead, my day gets a little better and I get a little spring in my step. Dead dead dead dead!

Petunia Cat's avatar

Me too! I wish he was writing his scathing screeds about Trump and the GOP. Ah 😌.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Exactly, his insults and his withering complaints about having to sit there and listen to that garbage are as exquisitely formed as a perfect soufflé.

Petunia Cat's avatar

Now I totally want to see that. They could just use short swords there’d be plenty of room in their stupid subway car.

Petunia Cat's avatar

You’re welcome. I totally want someone to Bercow-yell at Trump and Mitch and Lindsey Graham.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Also highly entertaining is Jonathan Pie, the fictitious newsman played by Tom Walker. His rants are vicious and spot on. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Amy!'s avatar

Since 2016, ours is a bit more like Springer.

Amy!'s avatar

I was hoping it was "doubt that", because that's my general response to articles with his byline.

rtpoeman's avatar

A standard line is that going from the House of Commons to the House of Lords is going from the Animal to the Vegetable.

rtpoeman's avatar

Way back in the Antebellum era, it was known in Congress which senior members could be counted on to have a bottle or three back in their office....

Don't know when that stopped.

rtpoeman's avatar

Methinks that BoJo's finest moment was when he was Mayor of London during the 2012 Olympics - and got stuck on a zipline.....

Anyways, it's a bit of a shame that the Brits basically neutered the Crown in the name of "democracy", since this is the perfect time for a few owls members of Parliament to go hat in hand to the Palace and ask Her Majesty to tell them what to do. Alas, if they tried that, it would be more like this:

"Your Majesty, we are ashamed to admit that we have reached an impasse. We cannot see anyway to resolve this crises. Therefore, we humbly beg you to tell us what we should do, and we will obey."HRM: "What do you advise Us to do?""Your Majesty, if we had any inkling of what should be done, we would not have needed to disturb You today....."

Zyxomma's avatar

Their nuts v. our nuts! Who's nuttier?