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"We are calling your name, like a little prayer"

Fuck. Now I've got an earworm AND I want some Pepsi.

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I've been telling people: I don't trust Lev as far as I can throw him. I do trust the papertrail that HPSCI vetted and released.

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I thought too obvious.

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I love it that Lev Parnas released a photo of himself with Pam "Bribery Barbie" Bondi, one of Trump's impeachment lawyers.

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Trump just made Doctor Zhivago his Coronavirus Czar.

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"I'd buy that mattress." ~Scott Pruitt

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And I found him rather funny.

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"Senator Wicker, you're a man of Christ, we're calling your name, take us there!"

We are calling your name, like a little prayer, @SenatorWicker. Vote with your principles, and make America proud that you chose her and our people over a coverup for a bully. Have the strength and conviction to do the right thing. I mean, hey, Madonna did the right thing. She walked right up to the desk sergeant and said "he didn't do it", and then Ol' Sarge just got out his keys and let that nice young man out of the cell. That's all it took, after the dancing.

C'mon, Senator. Don't you want to be like Ol' Sarge?

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... Igor Fruman, the "Silent Bob" of the Chucklefuck Gang ...

I gotta stop reading with my mouth full.

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Wait - somebody comes to your house and picks up the trash? Classy!

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Trained opera singer, also too, and beautiful. She left us far too soon.

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We need to invoke the Lord, our savior who gave his life, (even though he knew his "death" was, like, totally bogus), to make our elected representatives tell the truth? Damn, you'd think the Big Guy would have weightier issues in his remit.

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Da jeebus was only dead for about 36 hours.

Jesus gave up part of his weekend for our sins.

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Was that Pepe's grandfather?

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I also like Ukraine Clown Posse as a name for this bunch of asswipes.

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Trump is such a loser

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