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WA Bishop's avatar

"... Needless to say, I'll be submitting more stories in the future!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Here's a hot story idea - real life superheroes! <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/arres..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/arrest-marks-growing-pains-...">http://news.yahoo.com/arres...

Bezoar's avatar

Okay, so, I've re-read Ken's intro description, and I'm supposed to vote a story submission within the comments up or down? What if I think the story isn't that good but I like the comment? How can I distribute my upfist proportionately to my authentic feelings about these things? Can I give a partial fist?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Beer brings everything into focus.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I thought that was the fate of pirate shirts. Too, also.

TundraGrifter's avatar

So if I think there is a story here: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/cheer..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/cheerleaders-chastised-inap...">http://news.yahoo.com/cheer...

I post it where?

This is more Arizona stupidity - apparently this school bored thinks it is better to be a boob than to have a pair of 'em.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hooray! This sounds like a great way for me to waste more time at work.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

And Bachmann calls it the "economic miracle of the 1980s". But far more jobs were created under Bill Clinton. By MB's reasoning, we should go back to the Clinton rates. (Plus -- I say -- a gas tax to pay for all foreign military operations. Everyone pays for war.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wall Street greed doesn't count?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"... Bush who did way too much Koch." -- fixed

Don't forget to make Kirsten speak in really, really long sentences. Like, "Riley, you've found the center of this story the way Brietbart finds a prospective boy-toy at a speed-dating hook-up disguised as family values conference with a 24x7 happy hour."

chascates's avatar

The 'best tip of the month' could get one of those Wonkette T-shirts that are still filling up Ken's horse barn.

fuflans's avatar

i shudder to think of what this will produce.

shudder in a good way of course.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Do we all get our own fluffers?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As a refugee from Plastic, I have to agree. Also, Carl Steadman yelled at me in chat one night. It was that kind of time.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So long as you're not pollutin'