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"... Needless to say, I'll be submitting more stories in the future!"

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Here's a hot story idea - real life superheroes! <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/arres..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/arrest-marks-growing-pains-...">http://news.yahoo.com/arres...

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Okay, so, I've re-read Ken's intro description, and I'm supposed to vote a story submission within the comments up or down? What if I think the story isn't that good but I like the comment? How can I distribute my upfist proportionately to my authentic feelings about these things? Can I give a partial fist?

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Beer brings everything into focus.

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I thought that was the fate of pirate shirts. Too, also.

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So if I think there is a story here: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/cheer..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/cheerleaders-chastised-inap...">http://news.yahoo.com/cheer...

I post it where?

This is more Arizona stupidity - apparently this school bored thinks it is better to be a boob than to have a pair of 'em.

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Hooray! This sounds like a great way for me to waste more time at work.

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And Bachmann calls it the "economic miracle of the 1980s". But far more jobs were created under Bill Clinton. By MB's reasoning, we should go back to the Clinton rates. (Plus -- I say -- a gas tax to pay for all foreign military operations. Everyone pays for war.)

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Wall Street greed doesn't count?

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"... Bush who did way too much Koch." -- fixed

Don't forget to make Kirsten speak in really, really long sentences. Like, "Riley, you've found the center of this story the way Brietbart finds a prospective boy-toy at a speed-dating hook-up disguised as family values conference with a 24x7 happy hour."

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The 'best tip of the month' could get one of those Wonkette T-shirts that are still filling up Ken's horse barn.

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i shudder to think of what this will produce.

shudder in a good way of course.

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God I love you Extemp.

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Do we all get our own fluffers?

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As a refugee from Plastic, I have to agree. Also, Carl Steadman yelled at me in chat one night. It was that kind of time.

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So long as you're not pollutin'

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