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Chris Grrr's avatar

Love fewer people, and love the others less.

GOP Christianity in a (wing)nutshell.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

She seems nice.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Anti-mosquito spray?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The GOP outreach to women and youth is going swimmingly.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I see a sagging nutsack.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm rubber, you're <strike>The Real Racist™</strike> The Real Adulterer™

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why is this guy wasting his time running for the Senate? He’s obviously GOP presidential material.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I was thinking Bowers/Bundy 2016. Catchy no?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Why doesn't the GOP just change their name to the He-Man Woman Hater's Club and be done with it? All this pussyfootin' around is pathetic.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>All of his emotional bags, you packed for him.</i>

For some reason, when I think of this dude's "emotional baggage" I picture of that old TV ad with the gorilla jumping up and down on a suitcase.

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PubOption's avatar

If we are to believe Chaucer, she thinks he's full of soot.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"And what are you doing out of your kitchens, hehn? Get in there and make your man a sammich!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I doubt that she's allowed to say anything.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Most kids I know don't even 'preciate a good sammich like a grown man.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Does the name Bundy still have that magical aura of public recognition?

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