I love that the renunciations are almost all the activities of a proper Dionysia, just reversed, LOL. And you know this guy is getting up to some freaky shit when nobody’s looking. You know it.
That's a new one for me, yet, it doesn't surprise me one bit. A lot of people who would be a natural fit to be an Evangelical have been turning to neopaganism for the last couple of years as an alternative place to practice toxic spirituality and feed their racism. (Looking at you, Qanon Shaman) For people like pastor Greg, neopagans are the competition which must be eliminated by any means necessary.
Regarding demons: As one ages and your capacity for diablery increases, you get new (to you) demons and pass the old ones down the line. It sucks to have shabby, hand-down demons with a broken expression pedal that run on D-cells.
Umm, pastor, I'm a little concerned about your right to stage the exorcism of Masons and their known and unknown progeny. That right comes from the group of Founding Fathers that was rife with Masons!! And, the Father of the Country, GW, was an out and proud Mason and Masons built DC and on and on..... Thinkin' maybe you took on a bit too much for you and your Mrs. on just one day! But, good luck anyway, I'll enjoy the show!! ✊✊
Deliverance joke: approved.
That reminds me — I have little skull ice cube molds that I need to pull out.
I love that the renunciations are almost all the activities of a proper Dionysia, just reversed, LOL. And you know this guy is getting up to some freaky shit when nobody’s looking. You know it.
My first thought on seeing that flyer was, That woman looks scared. And I don't think any invisible demons are what she's scared of.
Well, he seems normal and well adjusted.
Since he goes off about killing gay people on the regular, I'm sure he is.... /s, /s, SO MUCH /s
I mean, who doesn't go on genocidal tirades against people who have never done anything to them?
The guy who left his wife for his secretary wants us to renounce adultery?
but yet still also too, he is a walking, talking Chick Tract.
what a maroon!
Maybe we'll get lucky and Locke will start thinking that self-immolation is a good way to purify oneself.
Just as long as he personally tests his theory out on himself first of course.
"I refuse to justify paganism."
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That's a new one for me, yet, it doesn't surprise me one bit. A lot of people who would be a natural fit to be an Evangelical have been turning to neopaganism for the last couple of years as an alternative place to practice toxic spirituality and feed their racism. (Looking at you, Qanon Shaman) For people like pastor Greg, neopagans are the competition which must be eliminated by any means necessary.
Regarding demons: As one ages and your capacity for diablery increases, you get new (to you) demons and pass the old ones down the line. It sucks to have shabby, hand-down demons with a broken expression pedal that run on D-cells.
Sure has gotten boring and inconsequential around here since the move. This week, worst of all. Finally became just another Mommy Blog.
That's because nothing has been happening in the news for the last several weeks.
Naw, you're wrong.
Needs moar dick jokes, tomfoolery, and vegan baby butthole.
Twice as scary! Maybe three times as scary!
This is scarier than actually having the dead get up and walk around on All Hallow's Eve.
This is scarier than actually having the dead get up and walk around on All Hallow's Eve.
Uh oh, they gonna buy all the toys at the sex shop and breathe in the burning dildo fumes. That’ll show’em demons.
😃 I hereby claim "Dildo Fumes" as my new band name!
Change it to "Burning Dildo Fumes" and I'm in!
Didn't O'Keefe get in trubble for emitting burning dildo fumes from his boat or sumptin'?
My technique sucks, I got no stage presence, and don't know jack about theory. But I'm available.
Umm, pastor, I'm a little concerned about your right to stage the exorcism of Masons and their known and unknown progeny. That right comes from the group of Founding Fathers that was rife with Masons!! And, the Father of the Country, GW, was an out and proud Mason and Masons built DC and on and on..... Thinkin' maybe you took on a bit too much for you and your Mrs. on just one day! But, good luck anyway, I'll enjoy the show!! ✊✊
My guess it that the "demons" include, like, other kids saying "go preach at somebody else, I'm trying to study."