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Paytheline's avatar

Deliverance joke: approved.

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The Lichtenbergian's avatar

That reminds me — I have little skull ice cube molds that I need to pull out.

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NapalmNacey's avatar

I love that the renunciations are almost all the activities of a proper Dionysia, just reversed, LOL. And you know this guy is getting up to some freaky shit when nobody’s looking. You know it.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

My first thought on seeing that flyer was, That woman looks scared. And I don't think any invisible demons are what she's scared of.

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honey the monster's avatar

Well, he seems normal and well adjusted.

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meh's avatar

Since he goes off about killing gay people on the regular, I'm sure he is.... /s, /s, SO MUCH /s

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honey the monster's avatar

I mean, who doesn't go on genocidal tirades against people who have never done anything to them?

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The guy who left his wife for his secretary wants us to renounce adultery?

but yet still also too, he is a walking, talking Chick Tract.

what a maroon!

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Maybe we'll get lucky and Locke will start thinking that self-immolation is a good way to purify oneself.

Just as long as he personally tests his theory out on himself first of course.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

"I refuse to justify paganism."

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That's a new one for me, yet, it doesn't surprise me one bit. A lot of people who would be a natural fit to be an Evangelical have been turning to neopaganism for the last couple of years as an alternative place to practice toxic spirituality and feed their racism. (Looking at you, Qanon Shaman) For people like pastor Greg, neopagans are the competition which must be eliminated by any means necessary.

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William Donnell's avatar

Regarding demons: As one ages and your capacity for diablery increases, you get new (to you) demons and pass the old ones down the line. It sucks to have shabby, hand-down demons with a broken expression pedal that run on D-cells.

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Clark Nova's avatar

Sure has gotten boring and inconsequential around here since the move. This week, worst of all. Finally became just another Mommy Blog.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

That's because nothing has been happening in the news for the last several weeks.

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Jjamie's avatar

Naw, you're wrong.

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William Donnell's avatar

Needs moar dick jokes, tomfoolery, and vegan baby butthole.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Twice as scary! Maybe three times as scary!

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

This is scarier than actually having the dead get up and walk around on All Hallow's Eve.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

This is scarier than actually having the dead get up and walk around on All Hallow's Eve.

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GH Swell's avatar

Uh oh, they gonna buy all the toys at the sex shop and breathe in the burning dildo fumes. That’ll show’em demons.

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Cleora's avatar

😃 I hereby claim "Dildo Fumes" as my new band name!

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

Change it to "Burning Dildo Fumes" and I'm in!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Didn't O'Keefe get in trubble for emitting burning dildo fumes from his boat or sumptin'?

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William Donnell's avatar

My technique sucks, I got no stage presence, and don't know jack about theory. But I'm available.

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Cleora's avatar

Umm, pastor, I'm a little concerned about your right to stage the exorcism of Masons and their known and unknown progeny. That right comes from the group of Founding Fathers that was rife with Masons!! And, the Father of the Country, GW, was an out and proud Mason and Masons built DC and on and on..... Thinkin' maybe you took on a bit too much for you and your Mrs. on just one day! But, good luck anyway, I'll enjoy the show!! ✊✊

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Mark Linimon's avatar

My guess it that the "demons" include, like, other kids saying "go preach at somebody else, I'm trying to study."

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