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I don't trust any "pastor" that isn't holding at least three venomous snakes.

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It's a shame comments aren't allowed, because this one would have been fantastic in so many ways.

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OH REEEEAAAALLLYYY!??!?

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Quite the hair piece the good rev has. Looks like someone bleached a raccoon and affixed it with Scotch Tape.

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OK, does anyone else think he looks like Joe Piscopo in a white wig?

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I'm not feeling the Piscopo, but he is hauntingly familiar.

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You're darn right.

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this explains everything

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what about my dear rifle?

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Religious AND functional

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what is this from? I really like it.

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It's from "Blessed are the Landmines" by Brave Saint Saturn, the song that broke Christianity for me.My favorite part is the bridge, where Reese contrasts The Beatitudes against Pat Robertson advocating we assassinate Hugo Chavez.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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They should about every last one of you vicious primates.

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Do you often have these kinds of mental abberations? You should get it checked; I bet it would be covered by Obamacare.

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"Rumpus room" FTW.

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Consisting of a mixture of tobacco tar, ashes, anxiety and existential despair. A perfect metaphor for the '70s.

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