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HenryKillinger's avatar

I don't trust any "pastor" that isn't holding at least three venomous snakes.

HenryKillinger's avatar

It's a shame comments aren't allowed, because this one would have been fantastic in so many ways.

HenryKillinger's avatar

OH REEEEAAAALLLYYY!??!?

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Quite the hair piece the good rev has. Looks like someone bleached a raccoon and affixed it with Scotch Tape.

Rickyphoo's avatar

OK, does anyone else think he looks like Joe Piscopo in a white wig?

Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'm not feeling the Piscopo, but he is hauntingly familiar.

therblig's avatar

what about my dear rifle?

Angry and Short's avatar

Religious AND functional

Tiny kaiju's avatar

what is this from? I really like it.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

It's from "Blessed are the Landmines" by Brave Saint Saturn, the song that broke Christianity for me.My favorite part is the bridge, where Reese contrasts The Beatitudes against Pat Robertson advocating we assassinate Hugo Chavez.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

RhondaVolmer's avatar

They should about every last one of you vicious primates.

r_dale's avatar

Do you often have these kinds of mental abberations? You should get it checked; I bet it would be covered by Obamacare.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Consisting of a mixture of tobacco tar, ashes, anxiety and existential despair. A perfect metaphor for the '70s.