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I'm a fan of Hawaiian Jesus, myself. Although my wife prefers sourdough Jesus.

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"where there is a lot of yelling and unfortunate dancing."

It is generous to call 'losing control of your central nervous system' dancing.

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Sorry- will see if I can't get the original off BDN.

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here's the correct link.

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Abe Lincoln - "ugh - I would rather be at the theatre."

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Tell your landlord to go talk to Pastor Spell - he's got the rent money.

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They can just eat a loaf of Jesus on Sunday. It'll be fine.

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Jeff W., the Evil-Spell Church lawyer who got the virus ("Gee, I don't know WHERE I got it, couldn't have been those huge church rallies!") was a pretty decent guy back in school--high school through law school. I don't know where he got the idea that Baby Jevas would keep him from getting sick and that Roy Moore was a well-reasoned thinker. Still, I'm glad to see Spell's people getting sick at a faster rate than normal people. Society gets a bit better every time one of that kind of person leaves to go live on a cloud with Baby Jevas. Enjoy your harp lessons, Spell-bound people!

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Funniest comment EVER! :-) :-) :-)

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Fuck OFF, you fucking POS grifter gas-bag.

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69,079, actually. So, yeah. Probably by lunch.

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RepubliKKKans don't understand any of that 'science' stuff. They just keep howling that it's all Obama's fault. I need a red baseball cap with MAGGOT embroidered on it--"Making America Grotesquely Gross Over Time"

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Uh, yeah. I'm going to trust an economic advisor and his team's "cubic model" over Johns Fucking Hopkins medical researchers. Sure thing.

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I suppose it's too much work for the cops to arrest him when his ankle bracelet indicates he's not where he is supposed to be.

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Thank you for sharing. This thread is hysterical. Love funny smart people!!!!

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Because whiteness, I'm guessing.

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