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"If it’s not that, it’s going to be something else."

He may be an idjit, but he knows enough to hedge his bets.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Thou Baity too much and thine figs will fall off

bobbert's avatar

Needs moar mushrooms.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought it was Ba'athist.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I predict that the result of all this will be continental drift and seafloor spreading. Just wait, you'll see.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Why is God sending The Ebola to Jesus' Favorite State instead of to Satan's playgrounds in the Northeast and on the West Coast?

dslindc's avatar

Rabble, Rabble, Rabble! Give generously! Rabble, Rabble, Rabble!

Rinse.

Repeat.

-Religion in a nutshell

Lot_49's avatar

Young Master Baity probably spent a lot of time alone in his room.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>We’re quite certain that survivors of the over 4,000 victims of Ebola in Africa deeply appreciate how their loss has at least served as a very important gesture to get the attention of Americans who are afraid of two guys getting married.</i> I was pretty well entertained until you got to that part.

PsycWench's avatar

Hurricanes are going to be really, really pissed now that Ebola is encroaching onto their territory.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>There was never a cow going around slobbering on another cow, sending a signal that I’m in love with this cow</i>

Oddly specific, that. You'd almost think that he kept a very special eye on the female farm animals.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They see me bait'n, they know I'm hatin'

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Listen, we’re not getting wiser, we’re getting dumber! We’re not getting smarter.</i>

I'll have to agree with ol' Baity on this particular point.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He does know that in about 5 billion years the Sun will expand and roast this ball of mud like a pinecone in a bonfire anyway, right? So why's he in such a rush?