The forecast for North Carolina is gay skies with a chance of Ebola, according to Babtist pastor Ron Baity -- really! -- who told his flock at Berean Babtist Church that God is going to strike America with all sorts of nastiness because the Gay Homosexual End Times are here. It wasn't immediately clear if Baity (snk!) considered
<i>We&rsquo;re quite certain that survivors of the over 4,000 victims of Ebola in Africa deeply appreciate how their loss has at least served as a very important gesture to get the attention of Americans who are afraid of two guys getting married.</i> I was pretty well entertained until you got to that part.
He does know that in about 5 billion years the Sun will expand and roast this ball of mud like a pinecone in a bonfire anyway, right? So why&#039;s he in such a rush?
Right? If we taxed stupidity, we could balance the budget.
&quot;If it&rsquo;s not that, it&rsquo;s going to be something else.&quot;
He may be an idjit, but he knows enough to hedge his bets.
Thou Baity too much and thine figs will fall off
Needs moar mushrooms.
I thought it was Ba&#039;athist.
I predict that the result of all this will be continental drift and seafloor spreading. Just wait, you&#039;ll see.
Elsie!!....
Why is God sending The Ebola to Jesus&#039; Favorite State instead of to Satan&#039;s playgrounds in the Northeast and on the West Coast?
Rabble, Rabble, Rabble! Give generously! Rabble, Rabble, Rabble!
Rinse.
Repeat.
-Religion in a nutshell
Young Master Baity probably spent a lot of time alone in his room.
<i>We&rsquo;re quite certain that survivors of the over 4,000 victims of Ebola in Africa deeply appreciate how their loss has at least served as a very important gesture to get the attention of Americans who are afraid of two guys getting married.</i> I was pretty well entertained until you got to that part.
Hurricanes are going to be really, really pissed now that Ebola is encroaching onto their territory.
<i>There was never a cow going around slobbering on another cow, sending a signal that I&rsquo;m in love with this cow</i>
Oddly specific, that. You&#039;d almost think that he kept a very special eye on the female farm animals.
They see me bait&#039;n, they know I&#039;m hatin&#039;
<i>Listen, we&rsquo;re not getting wiser, we&rsquo;re getting dumber! We&rsquo;re not getting smarter.</i>
I&#039;ll have to agree with ol&#039; Baity on this particular point.
He does know that in about 5 billion years the Sun will expand and roast this ball of mud like a pinecone in a bonfire anyway, right? So why&#039;s he in such a rush?