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Sweet! Also too, literally. Reminds me of cotton candy. Where did your passport take you?

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Is the antithesis a joyous or joyful dumpster fire?

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"We ran the background check in Sept. 2019 and [David Robinson's AKA Kitty Litter's] record came back clean,"

We did find that he had a pretty decent career and a couple of ‘chips with the San Antonio Spurs.

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I loved Spock!

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Oh, much longer than that, I'm sure. They just didn't know how to document it properly back then.

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Speaking of Giuliani: Holy moses, for the love of all that is good in the world, if there is someone left who genuinely cares about Roodles out there . . . please, please come get him. He needs a fucking doctor:

http://nymag.com/intelligen...

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Alex Jones routinely loses his shit over Drag Queen Story Hours. Something about it reduces insecure right wing men with tiny and easily-bruised egos to rabid fits of mouth-foaming insanity.

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I knew there was a reason Trump talks about TicTacs so much.

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I didn't know anybody who didn't love Spock. We'd practice the Spock "live long and prosper" hand sign. I think Spock had more love than James Tiberius Kirk.

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Has Chris discovered Ray Charles yet?

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These very same people who are so caught up in the hysteria that it is a drag queen would form no objection to a guy who could be a pedophile in a costume reading to kids.

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Tiberius? That is what the "t" stood for? I did not know that.

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Donald's home network, NBC, is also participating in the Rudy Rehabilitation Tour. I find it discouraging.

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Ah, yes. Were you there for the original run of the show? They would toss that name in every now and then, but it was easy to miss. I was heartbroken when NBC wanted to cancel it after two seasons, but a huge letter-writing campaign saved it for one more season, then it was fini. One of the dumbest moves a network ever made, given the enduring life of the franchise in all its forms. Started when I was in 6th grade, ended when I was in 9th.

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mind if I share this on the book of faces?

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