Pastry Insurgents Strike Again
Pastry-hating activists sacrificed yet another perfectly good pie yesterday. This time, the target was David Horowitz. "There's a wave of violence on college campuses, committed by what I'd call fascists opposing conservatives," Horowitz exclaimed, evoking horrible memories of the time Hitler nailed Poland with a gooey jelly donut.— GREG BEATO
Activist Hit By Pie at Lecture [IndyStar.com]