Pat Boone, one of the stars of the insufferable Christian agitprop movie God's Not Dead II: He's Pining For The Fjords, is very displeased with those anti-God ruffians at Saturday Night Live for mocking his movie. Mind you, it's not on his own behalf that he's upset. No, he is Butthurt for God, who you'd think could take care of Himself, seeing as how He is so incomprehensibly Large and Vast. But apparently His servants on earth need to keep late-night sketch comedy shows in line, if only to warn their writers and actors that they'd better get right with God. Plus, it's not only God that Boone is looking out for; it's Christians, the most oppressed, discriminated against group in America.
My memory's a bit fuzzy on the matter, but I'm pretty sure it was about a week after Babby Jeezez rode a dinosaur to his day job at the fishes and loaves factory.
just the once. 1957. love letters in the sand. can still stop me in my tracks and i have to turn it up. I think it's the song, though, not the performer. the words are cheesy, but my dad was a great whistler and he made it beautiful....riding in the car with daddy....
sniff.he's still a thing, but....well......only a thing.
I actually love this movie! Even Pat Boone, although he was certainly added because he was very popular at that time. Loved the monitor lizards with little rubber sails glued to their backs.
Technically, God created evil.
Of course it did! It has teeth!
I think this was the last time. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Love it!
When "God’s Not Dead III" hits Betamax (and/or 8-track), I'm totally gonna pick up a buncha copies. Because collector's items, amirite?
In my eyes - never. Long before I knew what an a$$hole he was, I couldn't stand him - I have good instincts. =)
My memory's a bit fuzzy on the matter, but I'm pretty sure it was about a week after Babby Jeezez rode a dinosaur to his day job at the fishes and loaves factory.
just the once. 1957. love letters in the sand. can still stop me in my tracks and i have to turn it up. I think it's the song, though, not the performer. the words are cheesy, but my dad was a great whistler and he made it beautiful....riding in the car with daddy....
sniff.he's still a thing, but....well......only a thing.
Arne Saknussemm libelz! Pat Boone was the very worst thing in this not great movie. But the Jules Verne book is the finest of the "Lost World" genre.
I actually love this movie! Even Pat Boone, although he was certainly added because he was very popular at that time. Loved the monitor lizards with little rubber sails glued to their backs.
I wish I could hug a giraffe, it seems like something I would enjoy.
Moon River, wider than a mile. I forgot how to swim, and I'm drowning.
What's God got against boobs--he made you, didn't he?
Boone is just another angry old man who longs for the "good old days" of the 1950's---when people "knew their place"
Who does Pat want to burn at the stake?
originality was never their thing....