We always enjoy a good wingnut-on-wingnut squirmish, and here's a dandy: "Young-Earth" creationist Ken Ham, the squirrel (or perhaps Cronopio dentiacutus) who "debated" Bill Nye at the Creation Museum a while back, is very, very cross with fellow rightwing Christianist Pat Robertson because Robertson recently said that the Earth is not, in fact, six thousand years old.
<i>&quot;You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago?&quot;</i>
Pat Robertson: The smartest kid on the short bus!
Jesus takes it like a champ.
This routine is missing 1 stooge.
I&#039;d rather neither leave, though.
Assumes facts not in evidence.
This puts me in the embarrassing position of admitting that Pat Robertson is the less crazy of the two.
Eostre Rabbit LIBEL!
What&#039;s his beef with Ham?
I literally took a short bus to school every day for years, that&#039;s MY word, and I&#039;m taking it back, etc, also, too.
<i>&quot;You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago?&quot;</i>
Really Mr. Ham? Were you there?
&quot;You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago?&quot;
Yeah, yeah...Coulda shoulda woulda...
Atheist love Pat Robertson? I think not.
There are those who believe in the Young Pat Roberson Theory. That he&#039;s really only 90 years old even though he looks 6000 years old.
<i>&quot;Well the secularists love Pat Robertson today!&quot;</i>
Not all of them.
I&#039;m betting on Pat. The odds are long but he can pull miracles out of his ass.
Wait. I thought Noah cursed Ham.