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I miss Jim Bakker. At least it was slightly entertaining to watch Tammy Faye's face melt.

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This ^^^ EXACTLY :-)

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Holy crap, I didn't even know he was out of prison. I am more out of touch with televangeweasels than I thought.

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I'm not a hundred percent sure of my genealogy back-of-napkin, but I think Karen has at least one son-in-law, who ridicules her along with her grandson. So I'm thinking if Dad takes Son out to the woodshed, it will be to spark one up so they can cool down and not chase Gramma with the electric carving knife.

Edit: The reason I mentioned this is that ol' Pat seems to have completely missed the existence of the kid's dad. Admittedly hard to extract words from the salad.

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Yeah, but same-sex.

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Rev Zombie is always wanting you to beat the shit out of your kids for Jesus

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"He needs discipline in the worst possible way."

Somebody should ask this jackass what he'd think of atheist parents who tried to beat the Jesus out of their born-again kid. I'm guessing he'd find some reason to object. (Because only Xtians get to use violence? It's OK if it's for Jeebus? The rationalizing would surely be fantastic.)

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That reminds me, I should really go abuse the saviour...

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So .... PTSD is the new G-O-D?

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Bail out, bail out!

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Further information on proper biblical slavery can be found by contacting Kevin "Mark Twain is the debbil!" Swanson.

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Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like the sting of the lash!

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Polish the Bishop libul!!1!

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you'll be abusing the savior in no time

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Give her a break, Karen is much better than Lou Sarah.

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