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bobbert's avatar

Not in Pahrump. Or so they say.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You didn't know my husband in his bachelor days. Yes, I married Felix.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Nothing says "I love you" more than a man leaving the toilet seat up, and dirty clothes on the floor. All my former wives told me that!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And Mrs. Robertson would call <i>you</i> "lucky"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You? Imagine his wife, who gets the "treat"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Did you get a medal?

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Lot_49's avatar

Robertson was the beneficiary of certain advantages in life:

<blockquote>[F]ormer Republican Congressman Paul "Pete" McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in Korea, wrote a public letter which said that Robertson was actually spared combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf, and that Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the "liquor officer" responsible for keeping the officers' clubs supplied with liquor. Robertson filed a $35 million libel suit against McCloskey in 1986. He dropped the case in 1988, before it came to trial, and paid McCloskey's court costs.</blockquote> Everybody here probably already knows this, but it feels good to put it out there.

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schmannity's avatar

What do I get for snaking the toilet and cleaning up vomit 7 times in one week?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I really don't need the image of Mr. Roberston whispering sweet nothings in anyone's ear, thanks.

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Lot_49's avatar

There are no atheists in the Class VI store!

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schmannity's avatar

A new meme for the NRA, guns don't kill in Isla Vista, sex kills?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Ever think that "patting the robertson" would be a great term for masturbation? Or is it just me.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>wait until we get behind closed doors, and you see the treat I have for you</i>

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Ew. Ewwwwwww.

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schmannity's avatar

Hey, that was child vomit not Wild Turkey vomit.

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Lot_49's avatar

No, but I have consumed plenty of liquor at officers' clubs. It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not dangerous . . . just endless.

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