Teevee God-botherer Pat Robertson took a trip to the 1950s Tuesday, advising a caller to his 700 Club cable wasteland that when her husband does chores around the house, the only proper thing to do is to spread her legs, because that is the deal in a good Christian marriage.
Nothing says "I love you" more than a man leaving the toilet seat up, and dirty clothes on the floor. All my former wives told me that!
Robertson was the beneficiary of certain advantages in life:
<blockquote>[F]ormer Republican Congressman Paul &quot;Pete&quot; McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in Korea, wrote a public letter which said that Robertson was actually spared combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf, and that Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the &quot;liquor officer&quot; responsible for keeping the officers&#039; clubs supplied with liquor. Robertson filed a $35 million libel suit against McCloskey in 1986. He dropped the case in 1988, before it came to trial, and paid McCloskey&#039;s court costs.</blockquote> Everybody here probably already knows this, but it feels good to put it out there.
Not in Pahrump. Or so they say.
You didn&#039;t know my husband in his bachelor days. Yes, I married Felix.
Nothing says &quot;I love you&quot; more than a man leaving the toilet seat up, and dirty clothes on the floor. All my former wives told me that!
And Mrs. Robertson would call <i>you</i> &quot;lucky&quot;
You? Imagine his wife, who gets the &quot;treat&quot;
Did you get a medal?
Robertson was the beneficiary of certain advantages in life:
<blockquote>[F]ormer Republican Congressman Paul &quot;Pete&quot; McCloskey, Jr., who served with Robertson in Korea, wrote a public letter which said that Robertson was actually spared combat duty when his powerful father, a U.S. Senator, intervened on his behalf, and that Robertson spent most of his time in an office in Japan. According to McCloskey, his time in the service was not in combat but as the &quot;liquor officer&quot; responsible for keeping the officers&#039; clubs supplied with liquor. Robertson filed a $35 million libel suit against McCloskey in 1986. He dropped the case in 1988, before it came to trial, and paid McCloskey&#039;s court costs.</blockquote> Everybody here probably already knows this, but it feels good to put it out there.
What do I get for snaking the toilet and cleaning up vomit 7 times in one week?
I really don&#039;t need the image of Mr. Roberston whispering sweet nothings in anyone&#039;s ear, thanks.
There are no atheists in the Class VI store!
A new meme for the NRA, guns don&#039;t kill in Isla Vista, sex kills?
Ever think that &quot;patting the robertson&quot; would be a great term for masturbation? Or is it just me.
<i>wait until we get behind closed doors, and you see the treat I have for you</i>
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Ew. Ewwwwwww.
Hey, that was child vomit not Wild Turkey vomit.
No, but I have consumed plenty of liquor at officers&#39; clubs. It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
Not dangerous . . . just endless.